Kanda hated when he was picked to go take something to Namimori Middle School. Something always happened when he was picked. The last time he brought something to the school, he got into a fight with guy with tonfa's. He smirked at that memory as he neared the school. It was wiped off his face when he saw the stupid little bird flying around the gates. Fucking bird. Kanda ignored the bird and walked towards the entrance of the school.

"Look out!" someone yelled to his left. Kanda stopped and looked in that direction only to be hit in the face by a flying fluffy cow. Kanda fell backwards and hit his head on the ground successfully getting knocked out. Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto, and Ryohei ran over to Kanda. Lambo sat up and started laughing. Gokudera grabbed Lambo and lifted him up to his eye level.

"Stupid cow! Look what you did!" Gokudera yelled at him. Lambo looked down at Kanda and just shrugged. Tsuna and Ryohei picked up Kanda.

"Let's get him to the infirmary," Tsuna said. Yamamoto agreed and looked at Gokudera.

"It was you're fault. You threw Lambo," Yamamoto said. Gokudera glared at Yamamoto and threw Lambo again in another direction and followed after Tsuna and Ryohei. Yamamoto laughed light heartily as he followed. He could hear Gokudera mutter 'shut up baseball nut' under his breath. They walked into the infirmary and laid Kanda on one of the beds. They looked around and saw that Dr. Shamal wasn't in there.

"Where did that womanizer go?" Gokudera asked.

"Most likely trying to flirt with someone…" Tsuna said.

Kanda came too a little while later and was greeted with bickering. He sat up Glaring at them. They all ignored him. He was tempted to get up and leave when the door opened and some guy in a white coat came in looking rejected. He looked up and noticed Kanda. His eyes lit up thinking Kanda was a female. Shamal instantly moved over to Kanda and tried to kiss him. Kanda punched him in the face and glared daggers at him as he lay on the floor.

"Stupid pervert…" Kanda grumbled. Yamamoto laughed, finding the scenario funny. Gokudera smirked. Ryohei just yelled extreme and Kanda glared at him for being loud.

"Sorry," Tsuna said gaining Kanda's attention. Kanda turned his glare on Tsuna. Tsuna cringed slightly under Kanda's glare and Gokudera pulled out a dynamite.

"Don't even think about hurting the tenth," Gokudera said. Shamal got up and tried to kiss Kanda again and received a punch to his stomach. Kanda got up off the bed and walked to the door.

"I am never getting picked to come here again. It's full of stupid idiots and perverts…" Kanda grumbled as he walked out of the infirmary. Shamal followed after to try and flirt with Kanda. Kanda turned and punched him again.

"I'm not a girl you pervert!" Kanda yelled in his face and stormed off fuming.

"What?!" Everyone in the infirmary sighed at Shamal's stupidity.

A/N: I haven't watch Katekyo Hitman Reborn! in a while so I'm probably a bit off with their personalities. But I hope you still find it funny.