It was just the crack of dawn, the sun rose slowly over the woods as all of the small woodlen awakened, birds tweeting, and cocks crowing... and then there was Danu. Danu the Hedgehog
"Hey. Hey. Hey. Sal get up. Hey sal." Danu, a teenage white furred hedgehog continued saying to Sally Acorn as she slept lying on a tree.
"..Mmmgh...What... Do... you want Danu..." Sally responded as she slowly rose up from the ground, scratching the back of her head.
"C'mon, we gotta keep moving if we wanna stay ahead of Robuttnik's bots." Danu said, stretching his legs as Sally yawned, looking around at the forest.
"Oh yes... Sorry, but do you have my bag Danu?" Sally asked while searching where she slept, "Ah, there we go! Let's get a move on!" She said
"..." Danu was silent, looking up and down the former princess Sally before speaking "Uuh, you're not gonna put some clothes on first..?" He asked, trying not to stare at Sally naked.
"What's it matter Dan? All I ever wear anyway's some boots and a jacket!" Sally said, feeling the curves of her body "Besides, all YOU guys wear are shoes!"
Danu was about to speak, but she did have a point, all he had were shoes and some fur on his chest. Plus, he wasn't about to ruin his chances of getting to stare at Sally's big, round butt all day long.
"Well, you got me there." Danu said in agreement, "Now hurry up slowpoke, we gotta get a move on"
Sally and Danu moved quickly through the woods, as just a day ago they were fleeing their own kingdom, trying to escape after Robotniks rise to power.
"Uuugh, Can't we stop for a break already?" Sally asked Danu impatiently, already starting to fall behind him.
Danu continued running for a bit before coming to a sudden stop, looking high into the air for a moment before turning back to the exhausted Sally.
"I can see smoke, it's not that far from here." He said, dusting himself off "That means we're close to a village. It's safe to say we can rest now."
Sally deeply sighed of relief as she fell back on the grass, happy to know that the two of them were now safely hidden from Robotnik, only to suddenly be stopped by the sound of her stomach rumbling.
"Well, well, sounds like someone here's a little hungry, eh princess?" Danu asked Sally tauntingly. "Don't worry about it, I got lunch covered."
Sally watched Danu open his bag and take out a few matches and... A few matches...
"...Sally, you got lunch covered." Danu said, turning to Sally smiling.
"WHAT!?" Sally yelled, causing birds to all fly from the woods. "You didnt bring any food!?"
"Of course I did!" Danu replied, "It's just all in that lake. And I need you to go fish it out while I get some fire wood"
Sally attempted to tell Danu off but the hedgehog vanished deeper into the woods before she had the chance.
"Of all people to be stuck with it had to be him..." Sally mumbled to herself, heading off towards the lake.
Sally walked through the dense bushes and came upon a wide open lake, the clean, blue water glistened as Sally could only stare in awe at its beauty.
"Wow... It's so amazing.." She said, slowly walking closer to it, "Well I'll have to put that aside, here I come fish!"
Sally ran towards the water and gleefully jumped into the lake, from time to time coming back up for air before diving again. Meanwhile behind a few bushes two mysterious figures loomed.
"The fuck's that thing in the lake..?" one asked, turning to the other figure
"Its a girl. Chipmunk to be exact." The other responded
"But man she is hot" The two said simultaneously.
"So.. Shall we be taking her?"
Suddenly Sally came to a shallow part of the lake, rising just so her butt barely came above the water and farted loudly, causing a few smelly bubbles to rise behind her.
"No. We're not taking her."
"Oh! Excuse me!" Sally said to herself, fanning the air around her before accidentally farting again in the water.
Sally saw as a few fishes under the water swam away frantically from her stink bubbles, the female chipmunk suddenly getting an idea.
"I see... So maybe that'll make them come out..." Sally said, smiling evilly.
Sally closed her eyes and farted loudly once more under the water, causing the fish to splash even more violently, causing Sally to turn in the direction of the splashes.
"Hiding over there huh..? Well its time for one more..!"
Walking (still in the lake) in the direction of the splashing fish, Sally stopped, bending forward slightly and grunting, before releasing one more loud fart, yet this one sounding more like an underwater tuba as Sally realized that she just made a big mistake. Literally
"Uh oh... I think I just used this lake as a toilet..." Sally said, looking back at her butt realizing she just pooped in the lake as a cloud of brown muck floated from her behind... And fish began floating to the water's surface.
"Well this looks like a good enough fire." Danu said triumphantly, dusting his hands after having made an impressive fire pit.
"You ready to eat Dan?" Sally asked proudly, coming out of the bushes with two dead fish in her hands.
"Well done Sally, I'd say you did pretty.." Danu stopped what he was saying, looking at the dead, brown tainted fish in Sally's hands, then continuing "...Sally... Why do those fish smell like shit..?"
"Well y'know... That's the fish smell...!" Sally lied, smiling
Danu stared at Sally who only stared back with a fake smile, before the silence was broken by Sally accidentally pooping on the grass, before looking back at Danu embarrassed.
"Pooped in the lake?" Danu asked
"Pooped in the lake..."