"Oh Mr. Wayne is quite handsome, isn't he Fran," Balthier said. They were at some fabulous party, and as chance would have it, Bruce Wayne was there. Balthier turned to Fran and said, "I'm going to fuck that man."
Fran shrugged her shoulders and said "Yeah you hit that ass," before walking away to eat some free food. Balthier had lost sight of Bruce, and went to look for him. He peered around fancy ass statues and in groups of people chatting, but he was no where to be found. Suddenly, a figure all in black burst into the room. His deep voice boomed, "I AM BATMAN AND I AM HERE FOR THE INFAMOUS PIRATE, BALTHIER. WHERE IS HE?"
Everyone turned around and pointed to Balthier, he just stood there and shrugged and Batman picked him up and carried him away. Slung over Batman's shoulder, Balthier remarked "You do have a nice ass, don't you?" Batman tried to ignore the comment, but he couldn't help looking at Balthier's fine ass as well.
He set Balthier down and said, "YOU HAVE A MAGNIFICENT ASS, BALTHIER."
Balthier smirked and replied, "I'm glad you think so, Bruce Wayne." The blood drained from Batman's face and he tried to speak, but Balthier covered Batman's luscious lips with his hand and said, "I'd know that ass anywhere." He put his hands behind his back and started to pace in a circle around Batman. "It really would be unfortunate if your secret got out, Bruce. I've seen you looking at me, perhaps we can work out a deal?"
Batman stared at him for a moment, and started to say, "DO YOU MEAN TO SUGGEST THAT WE?"
"If you like, otherwise I might need to make a phone call."
"LET'S DO IT"
They went to a dark, secluded place, and Batman began to remove his suit, but Balthier stopped him, "No, leave it on," he said. So he left it on, and they began to make out. It was not long until Balthier began to remove his pants. He whispered sensually into Batman's ear "Put it in my dick hole" But Batman did not know how to put it in his dick hole, so he put it in Balthier's butt hole, which seemed to work just as well. He put it in his bott hole, and removed it, and put it back and, and removed it again, all in quick succession, it was quite pleasurable.
"I hope you're wearing protection," Balthier said in between moans of pleasure, "I'm not really sure if I'm clean right now." Batman was mildly distressed by this, but he was fucking rich so he didn't give a shit. They continued until they both were satisfied, when Balthier finally spent himself all over Batman, they could stop.
"SO WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?" Batman asked. Balthier grabbed his pants and ran the fuck out of there.