You want to know why I wrote this? Because it started off in a calculator. Really! A calculator, weird start huh? But then I decided to write and I wrote...and I wrote some more! Now it is longer than I expected it to be, not really, and it will be the best story this planet has ever read!
Though people call me insane and say that I'm stupid! I shall prevail! You know what sounds good? Ice cream...I'm hungry. Did you know I'm always hungry? I always eat, but I'm skinny! Fancy that...don't you wish you were cheese?
What was I going to say? Oh yeah! I need to tell you about the characters, because well...it's in "screenplay" form.
Rebecca - Immortal, wavy brown hair, hazel eyes, weird
Anisha - Immortal, Indian (No, not the 'ooga-booga', the ones who live in India!), evil, eyes are a deep brown so they look black
Sam - Immortal, psychopathic maniac, hazel eyes, straight brown hair, stupid (Not really, but roll with me here. Come on! Roll! Roll! Roll!)
Those are the characters right now. It will get bigger. You have been forewarned...
By the by...the Narrator is...hot.
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Introduction
(Scene opens by scanning through different parts of the three Animal Kingdoms)
Narrator: (Voice-over) in a world, where war breaks out—
Rebecca: (Walks in; interrupts) no, no! That's not how you tell a story!
Narrator: Fine, how do you tell it?
Rebecca: (Smirks; pulls down screen; standing in a meadow with one apple tree in the middle) like so… (Points over to an armchair underneath the apple tree; a Pibb bottle sits in ice while a champagne glass sits by it; sits in chair and pulls out a book)
Narrator: Uh…
Rebecca: (Waves hand; smiling) relax! At least Sammy and Anisha aren't here!
Sam: (Screaming; falls from the sky)
Rebecca: (Surprised) hey Sam!
Anisha: (Rises from the ground; frowning) insolent dog…
Rebecca: Er… (Weirded out) okay…
Anisha: (Slowly turns head toward Rebecca; narrows eyes) where's the narrator?
Rebecca: Well—
Anisha: (Sees the narrator trying to sneak off; points at him) you!
Narrator: (Screams and sprints off)
Anisha: (Yelling) you can't escape! (Grabs Sam off of the ground and flings her toward the narrator; giant explosion; evil smirk) gotcha!
Rebecca: (Eyes reduced to T's) right…
Sam: (Staggers up; holds head) oh…
Rebecca: Any who… (Fumbles book in hands) can I read now?
Anisha: (Nodding; uses staff and a spooky chair rises from the ground; sits down) go on
Sam: (Whining) what about me?
Rebecca: (Pulls out a tennis ball) fetch… (Chucks it over Sam's head)
Sam: (Sprints off barking)
Rebecca: (Relieved) finally… (Opens book) the Hundred Years War—
Anisha: (Bored; leans on hand) what is this about?
Rebecca: What we were doing during the hundred years I was in hiding and you guys were at war…
Anisha: (Suspicious) how do you know about that?
Rebecca: (Nervous laugh) er…I…was told by you and Sam?
Anisha; (Long pause; smiles) okay!
Rebecca: (Sigh of relief; continues reading) chapter one…