Harrys tatoo
harry potter has tatoo. it makes girls happy to see him. He got it after get drunk at tatoo parlour next to seedy bar. Lady with lots of tattoos gives him tatoo. "What you want?" she ask. "I want picture of Ron and snape cos I ships them." "lady tatoo artist gives tatoo. it hurt. now harry have ron and snape on chest.
ron have tatoo to. he get cos jealous of harrys. He ask harry, "where you get tatoo?" Harry say "no rem,ember." ron go phonebook look for tattoo parlour. he find one and go get tatoo. he see pygmy puff in sidewalk. "AWW is cute" say rons. he go tatoo parlour and ask for pygmy puff tatoo. it make girls scared of him.