"Yeah...hi I'm Max Maple, May's brother if you don't already know and you probably don't since everyone ignores me! How come no one ever writes a story for me?! With just me and no May! I'm so tired of being the sideline brother who barely gets barely any important roles in any fanfic! My sister always gets the romantic stories, one shots, adventures and am I included?! NO!! She's always paired up with that arrogant, selfish grass ass!! Or it's that dense, short dude who never grows up. Did Peter Pan spray pixie dust on him or something? It might even be that silver haired guy. What was his name again? Wait, I DON'T CARE!! You know what, I should write my own damn fanfic! It will be more popular than any of May's could ever be! And I'll even make it romantic! I'll call up some chic and we'll make plans!" shouted Max. "You'll see!! You will all see!" Max got up from his seat and ran off to who knows where.
"Ummmm...I was going to interview Max but he started shouting before I could ask him any questions. By the way, I'm Queen Arceus and I'm just going to interview May over here. May!"
"I'm here!" said May.
"Why don't you take a seat." I gestured towards the wooden chair Max was sitting on earlier. May sat down and stared at me waiting for her first question.
"Sooo...I heard you had a thing for Drew. What made you like him? Don't try to go into denial because I am very tired of that kind of thing. You're always saying 'I don't like that green haired, egotistical jerk', or 'I don't like him! He's just a stupid, arrogant guy!'. Then he has to cool you down with a rose. Enough with the whining already! Your arguments are making my ears hurt, okay!" May's cheeks turned violet after my little speech.
"I uh well...he just helped me become a good coordinator. If he hadn't given me any advice, I wouldn't be as good as I am today. His roses are also kind of charming, even though he said they were for my Beautifly." admitted May sadly.
"Well, I have an awesome surprise for you! Drew was watching what you said on a TV in the room right next to us. Get your little grass ass over here Drew!"
A door suddenly opened revealing Drew.
"I heard what you said May. I- you uh...some of the roses were yours you know." Drew stuttered.
"Really?" asked May.
"Yes really! Now go over there and kiss your man!" I shouted.
May ran to where Drew was and he quickly gave her a small peck on the cheek.
"Not like that!" I shouted again, feeling frustrated. "It needs more passion and it needs to be on the lips!"
"You mean like this?" asked May.
May grabbed Drew's shirt and pulled him close and then...
One romantic minute later
"Enough with the fluff! This show is already over. You two can go home now!" I said.
May and Drew broke apart. "Why don't you come home with me?" questioned May. "That way...". Just as May and Drew were about to kiss again, I said "save it for the bedroom you two! Do you want me to call in the guards to break up your little make out session?!"
They nervously shook their heads and scurried through the exit.
"Well...until next time, seeya!"