Freaky Poet: Hello again fanfiction world. Welcome to my perverse and wicked mind as I once again twist one of my favorite animes. A few notes and warnings. 1. I always have bad language, 2. There are always sexual situations and they are very often muti-partnered occasions. I do not limit myself by choosing only one gender to play with, so it is possible to find M/F, M/M, F/F or multiple orgy type situations in anything I write. However, the idea this time is a reverse harem theme, but I make no promises about what may find its way into this tale. 3. Violence is highly possible and probable. Now then, if any of these things disturbs you for any reason, please hit the back button and go on your merry way. For the rest of you, please enjoy!
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Disclaimer: I own not a thing, but a hopeful heart and lasting dreams.
Chapter 1
Lucy Heartfilia made her way to the best possible place in all the worlds, in her opinion at least. She had not even made it to the guild hall doors when a fury of fire and ice burst through them, flashes of pink and black leaving little doubt who was twisting up dust in the small court yard. Sighing, she walked right past them, idly wondering what had set the two off this time.
Going up to the old bar, the old wood worn and well-polished, she ordered a drink that tasted lightly of oranges and alcohol from the beautiful white haired model that spent her off time taking care of a guild full of crazy monsters like a den mother. Smiling at Mira, she made her way over to the bulletin board where regular class jobs were posted. Her landlady was already making noises about her needing to have her rent on time for once.
"Lucy…"a sweet voice called out, "can you break those to up please?!" Lisanna asked, a tad bit of desperation in her tone. "It's my turn for yard work!"
Lucy smiled and nodded. The two girls had become quite close since Lissanna's return from Edolis, both carrying a special sort of love for the resident flaming dragon slayer.
Sighing again, she went to the remains of the front door. Peeking out, she could already see brown and burnt patches of grass that would have to be replaced and they were getting dangerously close to destroying the newly painted fence their guild master had just erected. Having mercy for her friend, she initiated Lucy's fool proof plan for bone headed idiots. Step one, get their attention. "Ezra's in here," she called out. The two halted mid punch, each sporting a nauseatingly sweet fake smile. Phase two, redirect. "Natsu, lunch is ready!" His pink hair was a blur as he blew past her, flashing his crazy, fangy grin as he bounded into the building, the thought of hot food way more appealing than beating Gray. For the moment, anyway.
The ice mage followed at a slower pace, pausing to throw and arm over Lucy's shoulders as the reentered the building together. "Ezra is not really here is she?" he asked, managing to sound only slightly worried.
"I have no idea," Lucy admitted with a smile, "I just got here." A sudden cold chill went down her spine as it felt like two little holes bore their way into her chest. "But Juiva is!" she said, trying to slip out of his light embrace.
"Don't you dare leave me alone right now!" his whispered harshly, his hand tightening on her shoulder, "That woman is crazy!"
"Your one to talk, stripper." Lucy replied, but remained at his side. "Why don't you just tell her that you are just friends, for that matter, tell her WE are just friends! I swear if I hear…"
"Love rival…" the water woman reached them, her eyes glowing darkly.
"Juvia, Lucy and I are friends just as you and I are friends." Gray said dutifully, a calm serious look on his face.
"Lov..Lucy, my darling Gray says he sees us the same," Juvia cocked her head to the side in a disturbing manor, "You MUST fight Juvia!"
"No." the light maiden growled, trying her best not to grind her teeth together, "regardless of how Gray feels, I only see him in the same light that I see you," she said, earnestly trying to make her understand, "as a friend."
The stunned look on Juvia's face said it all, red creeping up her cheeks as she misunderstood things. Again. She started playing with her fingers, casting bashful glances her way. "Juvia is flattered, Lucy, but she only loves her darling Gray." The man in question finally dropped his arm as he doubled over in laughter.
"Oh, for fucks sake!" Lucy growled, Grays hilarity getting on her last nerve. "Hay, Natsu!" She hollered loudly, "Gray says he won and you suck like wet match sticks!" He had no time to brace himself before the flaming dragon slammed into him, the fight continuing on. She marched passed the still blushing water woman, heading back to the bar.
"Nice language, Blondie!" Laxus, the leader of the thunder tribe called out to her as she passed under the loft where the spent most of their down time, Bixlow and Evergreen looking down along with him. "You know I love it when you talk dirty!" He winked at her, making Bixlow chuckle darkly.
"Fucking pervs," she muttered fondly. Most those in the guild were, some worse than others. Spurring them on further, Lucy flipped them off for the fun of it, ignoring the following commentary. Hopping up on a stool, she let Mira take her lunch order and bring her another drink.
The remnants of the poor door crashed down as Ezra, the guilds number one red headed, bad ass nut, walked in through the opening. The combatants were frozen, all smiles as she glared their way. "Hi Ezra!" they said together brightly, making Lucy laugh. It did not work, of course, busted door and all. Soon they were both sporting matching knots on their heads as they got lectured about family and breaking shit. Again.
Soon after, Natsu abandoned his child hood friends and spotted his partner at the bar. Coming up behind her, he wrapped and arm around her neck, going across her chest as he stole the bite of meat off her fork. Grinning at her glare, he rested his head on her shoulder. "Lucy!" his voice was comically pouty.
"What is it, Natsu?" she asked, his favorite irritated look flashed across her beautiful face. It was the one he saw often, right before she kicked him out of her bed when he would sneak in while she was sleeping.
"I am bored, let's pick out a job!" He said with a wide grin, his high temperature warming her back. Happy, the little blue exceed, pressed into her leg, his eyes looking up at her pleadingly, little dancing fish above his head.
Lucy had little defense against that grin or those eyes and the flame eater well aware of it. Giving in, she laughed ruefully, her irritation melting away. It was just another typical day in Fairy Tail, the best magic guild in all the world. Honestly, there was nowhere else she would rather be. "Fine." She told them, pushing Natsu off of her before he could snatch more of her food.
"Actually, I have a request for your team." Mira said, placing a flyer on the bar beside her. "It does not have many details though." She said, her tone slightly worried.
Picking up the poster, Lucy studied it. Mira was right, it was short on a few details, but did not look too difficult. "It looks like the standard guard/delivery type job," turning to her partner, she asked "what do you think, Natsu? Moneys decent enough."
"Let's do it." He said excitedly, grabbing Happy and heading out the door before she could blink.
Knowing he would be packed and be at her place in less than an hour, she got up and slowly made her way to the door. "It's only three days at most." Lucy muttered to herself, mentally checking off the things she would need in her head. They would be hiking and camping because it was not far enough to make Natsu suffer through a train ride. She hated seeing the normally hyper nonstop Natsu down and sick like that, so she took pity on him, even though it meant longer trips for jobs.
"Something feels off about this." Mirajane said softly, her concerned gaze following them.
"Do not fear," Ezra said, patting the woman on her head, making her smile, "I will go and keep them out of trouble." She quickly left to do her own packing.
"Me too!" Gray shouted, pealing Juvia off of him, "I am coming." He ran from the clinging woman. On very rare occasions, he wished that he could feel the same for her, but it just was not there. The remainder of the time he spent wishing Lyon of Lamia Scale would just come and kidnap her already. He rushed out, leaving a trail of lost clothing behind him, which she gathered, giggling manically.