First Fred & George story! ^-^ Hope you like it! ( sorry for any spelling or lyric mistakes. I wrote down the lyrics while listening to the song)
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, if I did Fred would still be alive. I also don't own the song "Brotherly Love" that is owned by the Band Gred and Forge
WARNINGS: mentions of twincest, incest, and mild cursing. Don't like incest don't read.
Fred and George had just gotten a computer for their Birthday. They had decided to look up a muggle website called youtube that Hermione told them about. They listened to some muggle bands and singers and then decided to see if they could find some of their favorite wizard bands. They typed in "wrock" and scrolled down. Then George spotted a band called "Gred and Forge"
" hey look here Fred! They have the same nicknames as us!" George said.
" well click them George!" Fred answered.
After listening to the songs " Save the quibbler" and " My ears not here", they realized that the band was singing about them! Or at least in their point of view. Feeling happy that muggles knew about them and thought they were cool enough to write songs about, they listened to about 5 other songs before finding a song called " brotherly love".
" I wonder what's that one about?" George wondered out loud.
" It can't be bad, if its by Gred and Forge!, lets listen to it!" Fred said excitedly.
Chillin on the couch with Fred
In his lap is where I lay my head
We spend our Saturday evenings watching Brokeback Mountain
Again
"What's Brokeback Mountain?" George asked curiously.
" I think its something called a movie, Hermione told me about it, now shush!" Fred answered, his eyes glued to the lyrics
Well this movie is getting me hot
Good thing I like my brother a lot
Actually he's the best looking guy in the world
Just like me
" what the-?" George's words were caught off by Fred covering his mouth with his hand.
Brotherly love is what we got
Brotherly love so freaking hot
Brotherly love it's the Weasley way
" George?"
" Yes Fred?"
" is this song about what I think it is?"
" I think so"
They kept listening.
One night I followed Percy and Ron
Walking to the attic arm in arm
I just had to see what they were doing
I'll admit it was pretty cool
They had a threesome Percy, Ron, and the ghoul
Who knew that splattergroit could be sexy?
" Oh bloody hell" George said during the chorus. He looked pretty green.
" We shouldn't tell Hermione about this" Fred said with a weak smile.
Here's the truth about Charlie and Bill
They went to play Quidditch on Stowted hill
I grabbed my broom and thought that I would join them
I saw them there by the light of the moon
Bill was riding something but it wasn't his broom
Now I now that Charlie's not a natural red head
" Oh Merlin" Fred said, his face now greener than the Slytherin's crest.
" I always knew Charlie's hair was from a bottle." George said in a weak attempt a making a joke.
And now back to me and Fred
" Oh god" George groaned.
We moved our party from the couch to the bed
I quickly levitated our mirror up to the ceiling
Or sneakascope was blaring but we didn't care
"Ron" they said together.
Fred said "accio!" to my underwear
We always like to keep it in the famillyyyy!
Brotherly love is what we got
Brotherly love so freakin hot
Brotherly love is the Weasley way
Brotherly love that's how we rock
Brotherly love Fred's such a fox
Brotherly love we keep it in the fa-ma-lyyy!
Ba ba ba, ba, ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba, ba, ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba, ba, ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
The minute the song had finished the twins quickly shut their computer and sat on their bed, staring at nothing. They both looked pretty sick.
" that was-" George hesitantly said. He really had no idea what he wanted to say.
" weird" Fred said.
"repulsive" George answered. Then they smiled and started saying words one at a time.
"sick"
"wrong"
"creepy"
"perverted"
"lets listen again!" they said together. And they did.
I had always wondered what the twins would have said when listening to this song. I hope they weren't to OOC. :)
I would like to thank the band Gred and Forge for making such a strange, but hilarious song. I would also like to thank JK Rowling for creating two of my favorite characters. You guys are the best!
REVIEWS PLEASE! :D