Dean: "Sam! It's five in the morning! What are you doing?!"

Sam: "I woke up in a fancy hotel room. With Ruby next to me. Calling me Jared. Remember that time Balthazar threw us in a TV show? Well, I think we managed to get back into it."

Dean: "You're kidding, right?"

Sam: "Look around! Does this look like the bunker?!"

Dean: "Who's knocking? Where's my gun?!"

Gabriel: "Guys, it's me. And Cas. Open the door."

Gabriel: "So, can anyone explain what is happening?"

Sam: "Long story short- we've been thrown into an alternate reality. Our lives? All just a plot on a show. I'm Jared Padalecki, Dean is Jensen Ackles, and Cas is Misha something. Sorry Gabe, but there's no name for you."

Castiel: "Misha? So you're saying I have to speak in a Russian accent."

Dean: "No. You can speak like a normal Amer-"

Intern #1: "Guys! I don't know why you're all gathered in Jensen's room, nor do I have a key for some reason, but remember! You have a convention tomorrow!"

Sam: "Convention? We didn't have to do a convention last time! What is that, like Comic Con or something?"

Dean: "Nerd."

Castiel: "We could look it up on the interline. I'm sure it could help explain a lot, as well as tell us my surname and Gabriel's name in general."

Sam: "Alright, so get this. Gabriel, your name is Richard Speight, Jr. You and some guy named Rob Benedict are known as the 'Kings of Con' and also you and someone named Matt Cohen are the 'Karaoke Kings'. Plus, you have your own church- 'Church of the Holy Dick.' Cas, you're Misha Collins. You basically just stand there making jokes that shouldn't be funny but are while keeping a straight face. All of this applies to a convention, which is where fans ask us questions and we answer, usually in a comedic way and occasionally we break into song. We also do meet and greets, photo ops, and autographs."

Gabriel: "I think I actually did a porno with that name."

Dean: "Alright, very nice. But how are we supposed to do this? I suck at singing, all of your jokes suck, Cas doesn't understand anything, and Gabe just gets annoying after awhile! How is this going to work out?"

Sam: "I don't know, but either way- we have to figure it out. We have to do this for an entire weekend."

Dean: "Great. Just great. Are there at least any videos we could watch, see how these people do it?"

Sam: "There are. A lot. I would take a seat."

Dean: "Great. So Cas has to learn how to be hilarious, Gabe has to be best friends with Chuck and dad from when he was young, you have to wear horrible scarves and beanies, and I don't even know how to describe myself!"

Gabriel: "Boring, quiet, slow with jokes, pointle-hey! I was just describing Jensen Ackles, not you! Well, actually, that's a lie. I was describing you. Jensen is actually likable!"

Dean: "I can make Sam leave you with one word, you know that?"

Intern #1: "Guys! Yelling through the door is getting annoying! You really need to get me a key, Jensen! Either way, there have been major changes to this weekend's schedule! There was a problem at the airport, and now almost everyone is gone! It's basically you four, plus Rob, Sebastian, and both Marks! But hey, at least Jared's here! I'll slide the new schedule under the door!"

Sam: "Alright, so it's us, Chuck, Balthazar, Crowley, and Lucifer. This seems like it could be interesting."