AN: Hey peoples! I was bored so I wrote this up. _ Yeah I know it's dumb but hopefully you'll get a few laughs. ^_^ Some of them are a little corny, but just picture Brock saying it and you'll laugh!

Brock's Favorite Pick Up Lines



Hey baby, if my left leg was Christmas and my right was Thanksgiving, would you visit in between the holidays?

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock!

Excuse me, I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?

Have you got 50 cents? I told my mum I'd call her when I fell in love.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by here again?

Baby I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day and night.

Nice dress, it would go great with my bedroom floor.

Are you wearing space pants, cause' your ass is outta this world!

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

I have a pen, you have a number. Think of the possibilities!

Baby, are you from Tennessee? Cause' ten is all I see!

Is there a keg in your pocket, cause I'd like to tap that ass!

The only thing that looks good on me is you!

See my friend over there? (points at Ash) He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

The word of the day today is legs. Let's go back to my room and spread the word.

You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

Nice shoes..

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Let's f*ck.



-scenarios-

Brock: Did you just touch my ass?

Girl: No.

Brock: Damn.

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Brock: (on a cold day, walks up and sits next to a girl on a bench) Hey is your ass cold?

Girl: Yes.

Brock: No your ass is hot.

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Brock: What's your favorite pick up line?

Girl: (says favorite pick up line)

Brock: (says girl's favorite pick up line)

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Brock: I have a magic watch.

Girl: Really?

Brock: Yeah. it says you aren't wearing any underwear.

Girl: Well it's wrong!

Brock: Damn thing's an hour fast!!!





Hope you enjoyed! XD