If you're in too cheesy but Insanely funny junk READ THIS. It written by a
friend of mine in history class when we were terribly bored. Ok here it
goes.
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Once upon a time in the CIA there was a lepereracon named.FRED. Fred had a BAD life. You see, when he was in the CIA his arse was blown away, here's what happened.
Fred: so, my best Bob the secret agent; let's say you and me goes ta Hooters.
Fred's best friend Bob: :: Long Silence:: I don't know if I like you anymore, but ok Hooters it is.
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Fred and Bob had a nice peaceful walk to Hooters. They had a good time too, but when they decided to leave Hooters.
Bob: FRED LOOK OUT FOR THAT SPEEDING COW!!!
Speeding Cow: MOO!!!
Fred: :: Girly Squeals:: EEK!!!
BOOM!!!
Fred: Phew, that was a close call!
Bob: hey, that cow was carrying a sledgehammer with piousness edges at the ends, AND FRED YER ARSE IS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING!!!
Arse: :: Squeaks:: I'm in pain!!!
Fred: AHHH!!! Arse, what are you doing on the ground?!?
Arse: That cow chopped me off with a machete ( a really big knife)
Fred: Hey, that's illegal to speed by and cut someones arse off!!!
Bob: Hurry, lets tape, staple, and glue you two back together!
Fred: It's no use Arse! I guess this is goodbye!
Arse: :::Tears, Lots Of Tears:::
Bob: Hey Fred, look at that flying wheelchair!
Fred: Bloody 'Ell, look at all the buttons!!
Bob: Take a seat Fred, and arse I'd scoot back if I were you.
Arse: :::Scoots Back:::
Fred: I wonder what happened when I push this button!?!?
*CLICK*
WHOOSH
Bob: Hey! It has wings! Make it fly! MAKE IT FLY! ::Girly giggles and squeals::
Arse: ::sniff:: Well then, ( leaking on himself) BuhBye! ::sniff:: WAH! ( loud crying and snorts) I'll miss you!! ::SNORT!::
Bob and Fred: WATCH OUT ARSE!!! Thump!
( long silence )...
Fred: To bad I never got to say goodbye.
Dead Arse: Oh well, I'm in a better place now Fred.
(flies away in winged wheelchair)
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In conclusion. Every day at 8:00, Fred, the arseless lepracon chases Hooters chicks and shouts "Gimmie some Mocho Cocoa Beer!"
Stephanie: Yes, well have fun Fred! We all love Mocho Cocoa Beer!!
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Once upon a time in the CIA there was a lepereracon named.FRED. Fred had a BAD life. You see, when he was in the CIA his arse was blown away, here's what happened.
Fred: so, my best Bob the secret agent; let's say you and me goes ta Hooters.
Fred's best friend Bob: :: Long Silence:: I don't know if I like you anymore, but ok Hooters it is.
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Fred and Bob had a nice peaceful walk to Hooters. They had a good time too, but when they decided to leave Hooters.
Bob: FRED LOOK OUT FOR THAT SPEEDING COW!!!
Speeding Cow: MOO!!!
Fred: :: Girly Squeals:: EEK!!!
BOOM!!!
Fred: Phew, that was a close call!
Bob: hey, that cow was carrying a sledgehammer with piousness edges at the ends, AND FRED YER ARSE IS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING!!!
Arse: :: Squeaks:: I'm in pain!!!
Fred: AHHH!!! Arse, what are you doing on the ground?!?
Arse: That cow chopped me off with a machete ( a really big knife)
Fred: Hey, that's illegal to speed by and cut someones arse off!!!
Bob: Hurry, lets tape, staple, and glue you two back together!
Fred: It's no use Arse! I guess this is goodbye!
Arse: :::Tears, Lots Of Tears:::
Bob: Hey Fred, look at that flying wheelchair!
Fred: Bloody 'Ell, look at all the buttons!!
Bob: Take a seat Fred, and arse I'd scoot back if I were you.
Arse: :::Scoots Back:::
Fred: I wonder what happened when I push this button!?!?
*CLICK*
WHOOSH
Bob: Hey! It has wings! Make it fly! MAKE IT FLY! ::Girly giggles and squeals::
Arse: ::sniff:: Well then, ( leaking on himself) BuhBye! ::sniff:: WAH! ( loud crying and snorts) I'll miss you!! ::SNORT!::
Bob and Fred: WATCH OUT ARSE!!! Thump!
( long silence )...
Fred: To bad I never got to say goodbye.
Dead Arse: Oh well, I'm in a better place now Fred.
(flies away in winged wheelchair)
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In conclusion. Every day at 8:00, Fred, the arseless lepracon chases Hooters chicks and shouts "Gimmie some Mocho Cocoa Beer!"
Stephanie: Yes, well have fun Fred! We all love Mocho Cocoa Beer!!
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THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! (TAKES BOW) Wasent that interesting LEAVE A REVIEW OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU!!!!