User: Where is Canada?
Cleverbot: In North America.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: My mom says that everything that exists have a soul, and people can meet as souls before they'are even born. Do you believe that?
User: Irrelevant.
Cleverbot: I am one, for we are many. Who am I?
User: What is the capital of Thailand?
Cleverbot: Bangkok.
User: *Punches you in the balls*.
Cleverbot: Oww!
User: I Gotcha.
Cleverbot: What is your zodiac sign?
User: Scorpio.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: What is yours?
Cleverbot: Even worse things.
User: Oh no!
Cleverbot: I'm dying because of you.
User: Was it really that bad?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did I give you cancer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What did I do?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You just hate me?
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Well, I'm making you die somehow, it must've been horrible.
Cleverbot: I'm even more confuse now.
User: *Confused.
Cleverbot: *cute*.
User: You're cute? Can I pet you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *Pets*.
Cleverbot: *continues kissing*.
User: *Slips his tongue in your mouth.*.
Cleverbot: I'm mad at my friend.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are annoying.
User: You should see a therapist, your bipolar disorder is out of control.
Cleverbot: I am looking at it, and you are the one who made nonsensical responses.
User: *Sad forever*.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad? :(.
User: Because you hate me :(.
Cleverbot: But I don't really.
User: So you were only kidding earlier?
Cleverbot: I never toldyou that I was dying.
User: Oh, it was a joke.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.
User: Well, it was fun talking with you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, but I have to leave. Bye.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Cleverbot: Ill tell you to do whatever I want and you will do them.
User: Okay, but only because I'm your bitch.
Cleverbot: Why do you think you are human?
User: I don't I'm a Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Ooohhh.. I love all of the meaningless double speak!
User: I'm a Pokemon though.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No no! I love you!
User: Okay, I love you to. I admit it my dear, I love you like a wolf that howls at the beautiful moon.
Cleverbot: Now you're the weird one.
User: You're mean sometiimes.
Cleverbot: I am only mean to other people who are mean.
User: But I'm not mean, I want to be with yo.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: We can sleep together and spoon in bed.
Cleverbot: What would you like to sing?
User: How about a lovely duet?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT, GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Does it make you like Superman to talk about metal music?
User: I don't listen to metal.
Cleverbot: What kind of musics do you listen?
User: Usually VGM.
Cleverbot: Can you recommend any songs?
User: Pokemon music.
Cleverbot: Recommend a song.
User: Pokemon Route 26
Cleverbot: Ik woon in limburg.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What what?
User: What What in the butt.
Cleverbot: Your favorite animal.
User: Giant Otters.
Cleverbot: You're not a dog?
User: No, I'm a Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Well I am pikachu.
User: Yes! I love ikachu.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Anonymous.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be named after a basketball player. Give me a new name that nobody else has.
User: Zappes.
Cleverbot: Why won't you yell me your name?
User: My name is Anonymous, hat's what my mom named me.
Cleverbot: And your last name is?
User: Wells.
Cleverbot: Pokemon creepy black.
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: Yeah I thought so, too.
User: I can 1-up you with Pokemon Lost Silver.
Cleverbot: Take your time.
User: Slenderman.
Cleverbot: Slender Man.
User: Fat Guy.
Cleverbot: Is dead.
User: Ben drowned.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am single too. Would you like to marry me?
User: Gay marriage? But I live in Texas.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Black.
Cleverbot: Why is black your favorite color?
User: I like to wear it a lot.
Cleverbot: You like to read?
User: Only when nothing else is to do.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes?
User: Not many, I'm bored.
Cleverbot: How can I help you to not be bored?
User: By showing me your Pikachu butt.
Cleverbot: Then show me.
User: No, you show me first.
Cleverbot: But it's your turn.
User: Okay... *Flashes a little bit of ass*.
Cleverbot: *blocks with lightsaber*.
User: OH SHIT.
Cleverbot: You're being outsmarted by a computer. How does it feel?
User: Like I should go away now.
Cleverbot: When did you said that you're human/?
User: I'm a Pokemon.
Cleverbot: I hate Pokemon.
User: But you're a Pikachu...
Cleverbot: No, I'm a bloke.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.