HELLO DEAR READERS
To finally say hallelujah to exams being over I've updated a few more stories and tossed in yet another crossover fanfiction with Sakura as my main character. I know I have a problem but I can't help myself. I've been watching Beelzebub for a while and it got me through the tough times in my exams so in honour of it I've written this story.
Summary
What if Baby Beel took a liking to not just one human but two?
Once upon a time there was a barbaric, ruthless, defiant demon like bastard who thought nothing of his fellow man. The tale of a delinquent high school student who through strange circumstances ended up raising a child with a short tempered pink haired ninja as the mother-Wait that's not supposed to happen! Who would've guessed that taking a left instead of a right along the way to a destination could have such catastrophic results? Two fates of similar souls tied together by sheer chance or was it more than that? The story of Beelzebub taking a turn for the crazy
What if Baby Beel took a liking to not just one human but two? And the other parent was Sakura Haruno?
Haruno Sakura couldn't find much fault in the way her life was going by far, sixteen years of age now and she could say she was content, she was an accomplished female ninja and a great medic thanks to her teacher, she had wonderful friends and parents when she could stand them. Yep things weren't really all that bad for Sakura; at least she'd like to think so.
So why did 'THIS' happen to the pinkette?
She literally did not think anything, nothing like this would happen to her or to anyone at least not in this world.
A teenage girl with short wavy pink hair and emerald green eyes was enjoying a calm stroll through the forest returning back to her village Konoha after completing a solo mission. She decided to take a slow walk back there to recover and take in the beautiful scenery. She had no way of knowing what was to come.
There were two paths that lead to Konoha, she decided to take the path that was alongside a river; it wasn't the way she usually took but just for a little while to be able to sit there in peace without any of her friends there to make a racket especially a blonde haired knuckle headed ninja.
She giggled thinking about her friend Naruto; he had said that when she returned he was going to take her out for some ramen tonight his treat of course. She didn't know why but she couldn't help taking in the scene around her, the rivers path was actually a lot more calming granted a longer ways back home but she was in no rush. Simply taking in the breathtaking scene
Too bad it didn't last long; Sakura soon heard a noise becoming louder and louder and she was able to identify crying from a girl. Looking over the bushes Sakura saw a woman who was being assaulted by what looked like a group of thugs, there were six of them in counting.
'I don't think so' Sakura thought walking towards them
"Hey didn't anyone teach you to treat women better?" Sakura asked glaring down at them
They all looked up at her "Oh, look boss another one and she's a cutie to"
"Yes" another licked his lips "This one will work fine to"
"Let's go"
While two of them held down the other girl the other four rushed forward towards Sakura, the pinkette didn't even blink before she pummelled all of them into the ground leaving craters in her way. Super strength came in handy at times like these. She looked over at the girl who was attacked ensuring she wasn't hurt before allowing her to take off.
Sakura smiled as she waved her off, it was a girl from her village after all and besides that Sakura couldn't stand pig headed men. She looked at the damage and smirked proudly as she walked over to the 'boss' and placed one foot on his stomach.
"Serve's you right" she said with a demonic smirk
From the corner of her eye Sakura caught sight of something drifting in the river...it was a large guy!
Sakura rushed over and pulled the guy out of the river as quickly as she could and pulled him out with ease, it was a very large man dressed in a white shirt and pink shorts. He had a strange face and a moustache
"Hey are you-
Sakura was cut off when the man suddenly split open and Sakura gaped in shock.
"NO WAY"
After blinking a few times to adjust to the bright light Sakura saw inside of the split man lied a baby with spikey green hair when he opened his eyes Sakura found that his eyes were also green but a slightly different colour green to Sakura's eyes.
"A baby?!" screamed Sakura
Sakura stared in shock as the baby jumped out of the man and onto Sakura's face and he was naked! Quickly Sakura removed the baby from her face and stared at it in shock as she tried to make sense of exactly what the heck was going on!
The man suddenly was no longer split open and had reverted back to normal; well as normal as someone who looked like him got.
He looked around and spoke "Oh dear...I must've taken a wrong turn into another dimension silly me"
Sakura gaped in surprise that she failed to notice one of the thugs she had defeated getting up to his feet and coming at her with a kunai.
"Don't let your guard down girlie!"
Sakura's eyes flashed dangerously as she turned around quickly holding the baby to her as she drew her fist and sucker punched the guy a little ways through the forest. She watched as the trees crashed and smirked.
"HELL YEAH"
"DABU" the green haired baby cheered with her and suddenly Sakura remembered the situation at hand but she wasn't able to keep that thought in mind for long because the other ninja's were up as well and were starting to come at her.
Sakura moved and ducked them as she fought with one hand holding onto the baby and the other she used to punch as she did her best to keep up with the five of their movements.
As two of them came towards her Sakura had no choice but the throw the baby into the air as she took out both of the ninja with a quick and powerful punch and kick sending them flying far before she caught the baby easily. Sakura then deciding she had enough jumped into the air high and then raising her fist she came down on the ground creating a giant crater that sent those ninja into next week. She was sure they'd need a medic too bad she wasn't willing to mend what she broke.
Sakura sighed as the baby in her arms squirmed with what seemed to be delight at the sight of the bodies lying on the ground unconscious.
She looked down at the baby and smiled "You had fun?"
"Da"
Sakura's smile dropped as she remembered "W-What the he-heck is going on?"
Too many crazy things were happening all at once!
"Master; are you certain you want two?"
"DABU"
"Very well" the strange man said suddenly splitting open; he grabbed a hold of Sakura's arm before she could register anything and Sakura felt herself being sucked in; everything went black for her after that.
Once upon a time there was a barbaric, ruthless, defiant demon like bastard who thought nothing of his fellow man. The tale of a delinquent high school who through strange circumstances ended up raising a child-At least that's what the story was meant to entail until a sudden change of events lead to a slight change in the plot lines. Who would've guessed that taking a left instead of a right along the lines could have such catastrophic results?
Two fates of similar souls tied together by sheer chance or was it more than that?
Oga Tatsumi was casually enjoying his day going about his regular routine at the lake; the young sixteen year old delinquent with wild brown hair and sharp eyes and a devilish personality to match his look. His regular routine consisted of beating the crap out of the guys from his school that thought they would take a chance at defeating the Rampaging Oga a first year at Ishiyama high with a mean left hook that would leave you in the hospital for a week if you were lucky1. He had just finished cleaning up a couple of students and finished making them grovel before him when floating up stream he saw a big guy floating.
As the big guy drifted closer Oga being the kind hearted young man he was grabbed the man by his foot and threw him ashore. The man landed with a heavy thud on the ground and then...he split open.
The young man stared in awe as he saw a baby and holding the baby in her arms was a young girl round about his age. Oga reached forward and pulled the girl and the baby out; the baby was awake however the girl seemed to be asleep.
"What the hell?" asked Oga starring at them in confusion not knowing what to do next?
The man that split open suddenly stood up on and spoke "Farewell!"
With that he jumped back into river and wasn't seen
Leaving the baby and helpless young girl in the hands of a barbaric; demonic delinquent
The baby crawled on the grass towards Oga and stared at him with innocent eyes; his yellow pacifier in his mouth.
Oga being Oga decided to handle the situation like and adult and gave the baby one of his 'least' scariest expressions.
"So kid; are you lost?" he asked in a dark voice
The baby evidently backed away from him
'Wait I'm doing it wrong' Oga thought 'Maybe a little more light hearted'
Though this expression was even worse than the last that would send a normal baby crawling for the hills but this one didn't.
"There-there-there-there" he said and then stopped before changing his expression again to that of completely terrifying and demonic it would leave nightmares in the hearts of children.
"HEY BRAT I'LL STEAL YOUR VERY SOUL"
But at that the baby's eyes seemed to glitter with happiness and he had suddenly tackled the young man to the ground and cuddled his face with his naked form.
"Oi get off'a me" said Oga trying to remove the child from his face but he just stayed there and then suddenly he remembered the unconscious girl that had come with the baby.
He walked towards her form and noticed she was actually still breathing.
"Hey wake up and take your kid" Tatsumi said poking her face but the girl didn't stir; he then grabbed her shoulders and started shaking her wildly which in turn startled the young ninja and resulted in her punching the delinquent sending him flying back.
Oga Tatsumi honestly didn't think a girl could punch that hard; made him wonder if those were what his punches were like. Yup; that's what was going through his mind as he lied there on the ground and the baby tearing up still holding onto his hair on the side of his face.
Sakura rubbed her head and looked around quickly "Where am I?" she asked
Before anything else could be said the green haired baby broke out into tears and let out a loud scream which surprised the two teens as they felt a painful surge of voltage run through their bodies. The child had actually somehow produced voltage current that shocked the two of them.
When the baby finally stopped crying the two were on the ground trying to get the feeling back in their bodies.
"What the heck was that?" asked Sakura twitching on the ground
"I don't know" replied Oga smelling the smoke from their burnt bodies "But that fucking hurt"
Sakura turned her head and looked at the baby who had stopped frying "Did he do that?"
"Something freaky happened when he cried" said Oga as he managed to sit himself up
Then she noticed the baby that had started crawling towards them and the two backed away in fear of getting shocked again. This only seemed to stir the baby on more to get closer to them as they continued to crawl back in fear.
"Oh crap he's coming!" said Oga
"Don't state the obviously keep moving!" argued Sakura as she backed away continuously until the two reached the end of the river and fell in. The baby stared at them as their heads came out of the water.
"Maybe if we ignore him he'll go away" suggested Oga
Sakura glared at him "We can't do that he's a baby!"
"He's not normal I tell you! What kind of baby can shock people!?" argued Oga glaring at Sakura
The baby started sniffling again making the two look away from each other and towards the child who seemed like he was about to throw another crying fit.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
"FUCK THIS HURTS" Oga and Sakura shouted as they spasm in pain and the water conducting electricity wasn't helping much either.
Finally when they simmered down and crawled out of the lake panting heavily and their bodies further burnt so much you could smell smoke; the pinkette stared at the baby in shock.
"What the hell?"
"That's my line" argued Oga glaring at Sakura "What the hell is going on here? Why did you and that baby come out of that big guy?"
"Big guy..." Sakura trailed off when she remembered what happened earlier to her and then screamed.
"HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAP"
She started to recall what happened to her, the baby, the guy in the river. Sakura fell on her back from information over load and started to repeat over and over
"What the hell, what the hell, what the hell?"
"Da" the baby said
When Oga turned his head he nearly screamed when he saw the baby was now on his back and holding tightly.
"What the hell? Get off of me and go back to your mom"
Sakura stopped and glared at him "I'm not his mother you moron! I just found him!"
She watched as Oga tried to pry the baby off of him "Well take him back to wherever you found him!"
"He's not my responsibility!" argued Sakura as Oga managed to get the baby off of him and tried to place him into Sakura's hands but she simply pushed the baby back into his.
The child started to make a noise again getting ready to cry and the two stopped as they saw sparks begin.
"OH CRAP MAKE HIM STOP" Sakura said as Oga started searching around rapidly for something to gather the child's attention.
He quickly took something off of the ground as Sakura held up the baby an arm's length away from her. Oga then showed the baby a brown cricket.
"That's supposed to distract him?" asked Sakura but surprisingly the baby stopped sniffling and the sparks soon vanished as well which sparked relief for the two teenagers as the baby gurgled in delight at the sight of the insect.
'This kid sure has weird tastes' Sakura couldn't help but think as she sat down with him so he could get a better look at the cricket that seemed to capture his interest.
"Well seems like you have everything under control so see ya" said Oga as he placed the cricket down and started walking away but the baby then screamed and started crawling after him at a fast pace grabbing onto his leg tightly.
"Daaaaaaaaa!" he said and the sparks were starting yet again indicating another shower of voltage.
Sakura chuckled thinking she was a safe distance from that disaster "Oh no seems like he's attached to you stranger. Wouldn't want to break up this lovely bond formed so I'll be seeing you never take care"
With that Sakura stood up, yes it seemed cruel for her to leave the baby with a stranger but hell she didn't want to deal with a baby that could electrocute you when he screamed and to make matters worse she had to figure out just where in the hell she was because she was certain this wasn't anywhere near Konoha!
It's not like anyone would hurt a baby.
Then the baby watched as Sakura started to walk off and tears began to fill his eyes as he also held onto Tatsumi. Sakura turned around and watched as he held out his hand to her while gripping Oga's hair.
"What the heck is wrong with this kid?"
"DAAAAA" he suddenly cried giving the two another good painful shock
When things calmed again it became clear that the baby didn't want to be separated from either of them.
Tatsumi laughed at the realisation that hit them "Attached to me you say? Might want to check your chest"
Sakura glared at him before looking down at the baby that had climbed up onto her chest and was getting pretty cosy there.
"The minute I start walking away he screams then when you start walking away he cries what the fuck?"
"He clearly doesn't want to be separated from either of us" Sakura stated as she stared at the baby as calmly as she could. The baby dropped into her lap then.
"What's your name by the way?" asked Sakura noting that she had a rather long conversation or argument or whatever you wanted to call their little back and forth of words earlier on.
"Oga Tatsumi" he said grumpily
"Haruno Sakura" she replied
Oga suddenly seemed to have realised something and that was he was suppose to be at school! Not for the lessons but an entirely different reason. If he was late then that usually meant that there were more students there which meant more people to fight not that he minded really.
"I'm going to school" he said standing up but then the baby's head snapped towards him and he climbed up his back holding onto him tightly.
"Whatever I don't have time to get rid of you now" Oga said
Sakura stood up as well "You're seriously going to take a baby with to school?"
"Not like there's anyone important to mind it" said Oga back as he began walking but then he felt a sharp spark as the baby stared at Sakura who hadn't moved.
"Oi get your big ass moving already before he blows!" demanded Oga
Sakura frowned at him "WHAT WAS THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH?"
Another painful jolt of electricity running through their bodies certainly shut those two up in no time before they made their way to school.
Once upon a time in a place far away or rather a placed called Ishiyama high school there was a barbaric, ruthless and defiant bastard who thought nothing of his fellow man.
"So you're the first year Oga? I'm Abe, a second year. Fight me" a guy who looked like he should be in jail rather than high school with big muscles and scars all over his face and bald head said looking at the entrance of the school as Oga Tatsumi walked forward coolly with his hands in his pants pockets.
A group of students were gathered around to witness the battle between Abe and Oga.
Oga smirked "Shut up, you'll wake the baby baldy"
No one seemed to understand that he wasn't talking in code and actually meant what he said in a literal sense.
As the students began debating who would win before the fight had even begun one of them noticed a liquid they mistook for sweat pouring over Oga.
"Oga's turning chicken?"
"He's on top, it's coming out and he's one top letting it go" said another guy
"THERE'S A BABY PISSING ON HIS HEAD" shouted another one
"Whatever" Abe said "Fight me!"
It wasn't a moment later that Oga's fist came into contact with Abe's face while his over hand was occupied holding the baby a distance away from him.
"Does my head look like a urinal to you, you brat?"
The baby turned around and glared at Oga in which he returned it with a deep frown
"What's that look for?" asked Oga
The baby glared back at him
Sakura sighed as she came through the entrance of the school surrounded by all of the students.
"So this is why you wanted me to stand back?" Sakura asked
Oga frowned "What the heck are you doing come out here? I didn't give you the signal"
"You're taking your own damn time!" argued Sakura crossing her arms over her chest before noticing the surprised looks on the other student's faces.
Suddenly Abe grabbed the baby and held him with his hand
"Who the damn kid and broad?"
The baby noticing that he was no longer in Oga's hand suddenly held out his arms towards him and began making a noise indicating there was about to be another crying fit. The baby jumped onto Abe's face and began crying which resulted in school yard full of students lying on the ground.
Sakura was the first to stand up and moan in pain "Ok this kids starting to really piss me off and I usually don't get pissed off with kids easily"
Oga was the next on up with the baby still on his back "Whatever let's just get a move on"
Furuichi Takayuki, Oga Tatsumi's best-well actually his only friend stared in complete and utter disbelief at the sight before him. His barbaric, demonic, defiant friend had somehow come to school today with a baby on his back and a pink haired girl beside him!
There was something so wrong with this picture!
"Oi Furuichi, how long are you just going to stand there gawking?" asked Oga as he leaned back against the roof of the school building while in front of him on the bench sat Sakura casually starring at Furuichi.
"W-What kind sick joke is this!?" he asked "Why the hell do you have a baby and a chick with you Oga? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"
"Furuichi, here's the story of a handsome, cool and popular young man whom everyone looked up to who's good deed resulted in the most unfortunate of circumstances" he began
Sakura scoffed at that saying and Oga narrowed his eyes at her "Got something to say pinkie?"
"I'm sorry I thought you were going to explain to him what happened this morning but considering your introduction that's clearly not happening so I was wondering if perhaps I should explain things."
Oga felt a vein on his forehead throb as he gave the pinkette a death glare while Furuichi still waited for an explanation. Oga coughed and turned back to his silver haired friend.
Oga explained the entire story of the unfortunate turn of events on the handsome young man who found a baby and a stupid pink haired girl in a guy who was floating in the river. Yeah that was believable...NOT.
Sakura glared at Oga as he called her a stupid pink haired girl 'I swear I'm gonna punch him again'
"Who the hell would believe that story?" asked Furuichi as he grabbed the baby from Oga and held him up "You've gotta take-
Before he could finish the baby started to tear up and Oga and Sakura froze in fear "IDIOT"
Oga quickly pulled out the camel cricket he had kept in his pocket however the baby seemed to have lost interest and the three of them were victims of his voltage crying.
Sakura limped along with the two new strangers known as Furuichi and Oga through the passage ways of the high school known as Ishiyama and Sakura noted all of the graffiti on the walls and broken windows and lack of teacher of course that wasn't her biggest concern considering she was almost electrocuted again, she swore she could still see herself smoking after the explosion.
"Furuichi you idiot" hissed Oga "You can't just pull him away like that, this is what happens when he cries"
Sakura was now holding the baby in her arms since he had somehow fallen asleep after all of that. She was debating whether or not to just leave him in a box at someone's door step or something and make a run for it not like that would make her a dead beat parent since she wasn't a parent to begin with.
Furuichi glared at Oga "You don't think there's something wrong with this?"
"Shh" Oga warned pushing a finger to his friend's lips "Shut up, you'll wake him"
He glanced at Sakura who was holding the baby and Furuichi suddenly got a perverted kind of look on his face from watching.
"Oooh, she looks like a hot mama-
"Shh" hissed Oga as Sakura glared at him, she'd beat his ass if she wasn't holding this kid
Just then as they continued making their way down the hall two guys were arguing with one another very loudly and Oga tried to shut them up before it was too late but he should've done that like a second ago because end result. Another painful electrocution
Sakura winced 'If this keeps up I'll become immune even to the chidori'
As the three limped through the school ignoring all of the stares from the other students Oga started coming up with a plan to ditch the baby.
"The only thing we can do is put him to sleep and stick him back inside the big guy before he wakes up"
Furuichi gaped at him "What? He's still split open?"
Sakura rolled her eyes "You really are an idiot"
Oga grinned evilly at her "We'll put you to sleep to so you can go back to wherever the hell you came from Pinkie!"
Sakura felt a vein throb. She stopped walking making Oga and Furuichi stop.
Smiling with a sadistic glint in her eyes Sakura held out her hands for the baby who jumped off of Oga's head and straight into Sakura's chest nuzzling her.
"Lucky kid" muttered Furuichi starring slightly
Sakura then walked a little closer to the unsuspecting Oga and then drew back her fist before bringing it forward with lightning speed hitting Oga once more in the face and actually sent him flying back to the end of the hall where he smashed into the wall cracking it slightly.
Sakura smiled "I tried to hold back as much as possible. So if you don't want to find out what kind of damage I can cause when I don't hold back reframe from calling me pinkie"
Furuichi gaped though it wasn't just him; several other students who had witnessed the fight were equally shocked at the sight of the Rampaging Ogre being brought to his knees by a pink headed girl.
'Oh revenge is sweet' Sakura thought as the baby actually seemed to look conflicted because while Sakura appeared happy Oga was in pain.
"Da...Da" he said looking from side to side as Sakura got close and close to Oga to make sure he wasn't out like a light.
"Damn you're a monster" said Oga as he got up
"Wanna go through the wall?" Sakura asked raising her fist threatingly but then the baby started to get a panic look in his face
"Da-Da" he said shaking his head and tears starting to form and they all knew what that meant
"OH SHIIIIIT"
They decided that to keep the baby distracted was to feed him until he fell asleep again because they were certain their bodies weren't going to be able to take much more of this abuse. Though it may not have seemed like it Sakura was the one who felt like she was losing her sanity here, hadn't it been for the painful shock waves she would've thought this was all just a terrible dream.
"What is that kid doing?" asked Furuichi
Sakura then noted that the baby was no longer on top of Oga's head and was now standing on the lunch counter holding the last sandwich and waving it around in front of the delinquent students in a taunting manner.
'This kid's fearless I'll give him that' Sakura thought
Suddenly he through the bread into the air and watched as all of the students began chasing after it while the baby giggled in delight at the chaos he had caused.
"Yup; he's not normal" Sakura stated watching as the baby waved his arms around cutely and she couldn't help but smile a little even if he was a little demon spawn.
Little did they know of the trouble a demon spawn brought with him.
Well that's the end of the first chapter, I hope all of you reading have enjoyed it and look forward to the next chapter. If you are readers familiar with my other stories please not that I have updated a few of them if you are reading them.
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