A/N: Hi everyone! This is my first Hetalia Fanfic, so dont be too hard on me. It's basically the countries sharing world news and trying to sort out current issues.
I realise this Fanfic is quite short so I might do more of these as chapters/parts. Suggestions for new news items are appreciated! All news/issues featured here were current at the time of writing... So thats all I have to say! Enjoy! ;)
News Today
The world meeting was in its usual chaotic state when Germany walked in. He shook his head gravely. Idiots, lovable idiots but still idiots...
It took at least 20 minutes for everyone to settle down...
"Everyone quiet now?" asked Germany, "Gut, now let us begin. First on the agenda: news and issues!"
Everyone started talking at once.
"ONE AT A TIME!" Germany bellowed. "IF YOU WISH TO TALK PLEASE
RAISE.
YOUR.
HAND."
America's hand went up. Germany sighed deeply.
"Yes America?..."
"I have this really uncool dude who's campaigning to be my boss; he wants to build a wall to keep Mexico out! Crazy am I right?"
"Well it's not really up to you who your boss is; you just have to deal with it in a respectable way." Said England in clipped tones, "Anyway who in the right mind would vote that "ding dong" in?"
France sniggered, "Ohonhonhon...You said 'Ding dong.'"
"Oh shut up you bloody immature frog!"
Inevitably a huge fight between the two ensued. Eventually Germany and America managed to pull them apart and the meeting continued.
"Right!" Germany yelled, taking charge again, "Onto the next issue! We need to do something about this refugee crisis!"
"Don't look at me!" England declared, "I've already agreed to take in 20,000..."
" Ve~ that's no excuse! Germany's already taken in over one million!" Italy stated loudly.
Murmurs of admiration rippled through the room. Germany blushed slightly at all the positive attention.
"W-well my land is smaller than you lots'!" England protested "Even so, I'll try my best to take in more..."
Just then Germany felt like someone was missing...
"Where's Canada?" he asked
"He is sick with fever Mr Germany!" Ukraine called out. "There have been many wild fires in his country, but he should be ok. I just visited him."
"Let him know we're there for him if it gets worse!" chimed America.
"I shall..."