" Set up a perimeter" Ghost ordered as he finished setting claymores up by the back and basement doors " Meat and Toad by the windows, Roach by the back door, ill take the front door."

Obediently everyone took their positions in the small safe house. Toads eyes widened behind his goggles when he noticed a peculiar weapon hanging on the living room wall, a hunting bow.

" That's a big arrow." He comment silently as he observed the loaded weapon. Meat followed his gave and shrugged.

" Mines bigger."

" I didn't know you used a hunting bo- wait, never mind, I get it."

" Dude, im never taking you to a party."

Suddenly MacTavishs heavy accent rang over their radios.

" Russian soldiers approaching by the main road, ETA two minutes."

" Get your heads out of your arses and get ready." Ghost ordered calmly as he took his position across from the living room in the dining room. Once again their captains voice called over the radio.

" Contact!"

The firefight began as Russian soldiers advanced on the house. Toad and Meat smashed the windows and began to fire, taking down at least half of the enemy soldiers, Roach and Ghost took the other half. MacTavishs team outside picked off the rest.

" Only a few left!" Meat reported as he stopped to reload. Ghost nodded and signaled for Roach to head into the front room.

" Come on up, the-"

Suddenly a stray bullet struck the mounted hunting bow, knocking it down. With deadly accuracy it fired when it hit the floor, sending the arrow strait into Ghosts left leg.

" BLOODY HELL!" He cursed as he dropped to the floor in pain.

" Oooh fuck." Roach laughed in shock as he watched his superior sink to the floor, bloody pouring from his leg. He broke cover and grabbed Ghost by the back of the jacket. He stayed half crouched to avoid bullets as he dragged the Englishman into the safety of the bathroom.

" OF ALL THE FUCKING THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN IM WITH YOU FUCKERS! WHAT THE-"

The sergeant clamped a hand over his friends mouth as he waited for the firefight to end. When Ghost silenced and began to hyperventilate he removed his hand.

" Shhh Ghost, its okay."

" OKAY! ILL FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS YOU LITTLE FU-"

Roach re-clamped Ghosts mouth.

" Ah…. Just breath….. you'll be fine."

The wounded soldier narrowed his eyes and screamed muffled swears in response. Roach breathed a sigh of relief when Toad and Meat rushed into the room.

" Oooh fuck." Meat laughed in shock as Toad knelt down and pulled out a med kit.

" That's what I said." Roach announced as he held down a struggling Ghost. Sadly, this meant he couldn't cover the Englishman's mouth.

" IF YOU TOUCH MY LEG ILL SKULL FUCK YOU BLOODY SHITE!"

" This hunting arrow has grips in it, we need to turn it to the left before I can get out." Toad observed over his superiors screams " Meat, help me."

Meats eyes widened.

" Fuck that man."

" Im serious."

" So am I."

" Grow a pair and help me!"

" Im not doing that!"

" DO IT BEFORE I HOBBLE OVER THERE AND KILL YOU!" Ghost demanded as he strained against Roach. Obediently Meat knelt down and placed his hands below Toads on the arrow.

" 3.…2.…1..."

Both turned.

Ghost let out a incoherent scream and when limp in Roach's arms as Toad dislodged the arrow and set it aside on the tile floor.

" Ghost, you okay sir?" Roach asked with concern as he removed the Englishman's sunglasses. His blue eyes were half open and watery. He mumbled and breathed heavily as Toad stopped the bleeding and wrapped his leg.

" See Ghost, wasn't so bad right?"

" Fuck you Gary, fuck you."

" Love you to dude."

I don't know why I wrote this, it just kind of popped into to my head. I know it sucked, sorry, I was bored.