QE:I have writer's block. :(
Evestar:Damn.
E.S.P:Trying our hardest to get rid of it.
QE:The really sad thing is i wrote this because I found a 40 year old article on catching a guys attention and though it was funny.
Evestar:This is what you get when you go through your grandma's stuff.
QE: :) TO RIGHT!
Evestar:We own nothing not even the advice.
E.S.P:That's from the Jackie magazine.
"HEY KAIRI!" The short brown haired girl called running up to her best friend. Who was obviously looking at the hottest guy in school. Well he had been promoted there since Riku left for upper school that fall.
The red haired girl started flapping telling her to shut up. "Selphie." She whined.
"Who we looking at?" Asked the ninja blonde. No one ever knew how she just appeared but she did. Kairi had a feeling her cousin was a ninja but she said it was because she was quiet.
"Roxas's cousin again." Selphie tutted.
"Twin." Kairi corrected.
"But they don't look the same." She argued.
"Twins." Kairi and Namine said together.
"Fine." Selpie rolled her eyes. "So you asking him?"
"What if he doesn't like me?" Kairi hung her head it was hopeless.
"Who?" They all, except Namine, jumped when the blonde spoke. He rolled his eyes. "Are we?" He asked Namine.
"I'm quite capable." She whispered.
"Yeah well you're mum's paying me." He sighed grabbing her arm and dragging her off.
Selphie mouthed "Tell us everything later."
Kairi felt sorry for her. She had to face the full wrath of Selphe later.
"Why is Roxas walking with Namine?" Selphie went into full bloom. Not once shutting up. Rambling something about prostitution and getting the police.
"Bye Selphie." Kairi grinned before vanishing into her house. No one would be in until late so she pretty much owed the place until then. The silence. Where she could focus on her problem uninterrupted. Until she remembered she was the one holding the sleep over later. "Damn it."
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Namine sunk into the back of her chair. Selp was more demanding then she could ever know.
"Let the poor girl speak." Kairi announced walking into the room where they had set up for the party.
Namine smiled at her. "I was walking Zack when he got out of hand when he saw Roxas' brother Cloud. You know how he gets when he likes people well I had no control and got dragged." Kairi was amazed this was the most she ever said in one go. "Roxas helped me bring him back and my mum offered him a job to walk him with me. Cloud also likes me and has offered to enlist his brother for any odd jobs my mother needs."
"So no romance?" Selphie asked.
Namine shook her head.
"So, on the subject of romance." Kairi started to wonder why she put up with Selphie. "I was reading my grandma's old magazines and I found 21 ways to make him notice you."
"What so you can try it on Tidus?" Kairi scoffed sitting next to Namine.
"No he likes someone called Rikku, who I mistook for Riku." She looked sad. The sudden mood swing gave both of them whiplash. "Anyway. We could use them to get Sora to notice Kairi."
"I dunno." Kairi said looking at Namine for support.
"Way one." She exclaimed pulling the magazine out of nowhere. "Get wise to his favorite haunts and just be there, ever so causally."
"But I'm at his favorite spots anyway." Kairi stated.
"Ok. Way two. At the Club don't strive to win games or push yourself forward if its not your routine, but lose with a good humored laugh, stick around and help clear up the debris afterwards he'll cotton on."
"Riku's leaving party." Namine said.
Kairi shuddered. Yeah she lost all the games and was the one left to deal and hide the alcohol because she was the mayor's daughter.
That was fun." Selphie smiled. "shame you didn't go."
"I did." Namine said brushing her hair.
"Right. Number three. A nice sincere smile and a friendly hello without obviously angling for more talk will relax him, make him think he must know you."
"I said Hi ever morning." Kairi said exasperated.
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"This one."
"Remind me why we are at the mall?" Kairi asked with a Namine clinging to her for her dear life. This place freaked her out.
"So big." Namine whimpered. Bad childhood memories clung to her like spiderwebs.
"Ok. Numeral four. Don't cling to a girlfriend for courage it'll put him off. Being on your own, with a slightly lost look encourages him to get things started." Selphie read. "That and Sora, Roxas, Cloud and Riku come here ever Saturday to go to the library where Leon works."
"Oh." Was all Kairi had to say.
She loosened Namine and made her cling to Selphie. "Hey."
"See you later." Kairi called running into the crowd.
"Hey." Selphie turned to see Riku and A smallish black haired girl. "How did you get Namine in here?" Worry was thick in his voice.
"Come on Nam's" The Black haired girl dragged the wreck towards the emptiest café.
"Why you here?" Selphie asked.
"Leon's sick and The Twins have been roped into help Cloud with his deliveries, so me and Xion are going to the Cinema." The stated before walking off to help Xion calm down the wreck.
"Oh crud."
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"Happy Sunday." Selphie exclaimed when both Kairi and Namine arrived at the park. The sun shine promised a new better day but Kairi was still annoyed at Selphie for the day before.
"Hi." They mumbled.
"Sora's over there." Selphie pointed. Sure enough the brunette was sitting on the park bench in a football kit and a yellow apron on. Roxas sat next to him wearing similar but darker clothes. Riku was crashed out on the ground.
"Oh yeah. They have football today." Kairi smiled.
"Number five." They groaned. "Find a nice, unmanageable, preferable large, dog and take it for a walk where you'll meet your other friend and leave the rest to nature." Selphie giggled. "This calls for Zack."
"Why Zack?" Namine asked. "Why not Angeal? Angeal is easy to control and nice."
"Because it calls for a nice but unmanageable dog which Zack is." She smiled.
"Ok." Namine said defeated and went to get the puppy.
Selphie and Kiri watched the game when Namine returned with two dogs. One a black German shepherd which stood proud and tall and the second was a chocolate lab puppy, whose tail never once stood still.
Namine looked exhausted. "Here." She past the Labrador lead to Kairi.
Kairi looked at the puppy and the puppy looked at Kairi. "How do you get it to go?" She asked as the dog rolled over for a belly rub.
"Zack look Leon." Namine said pointing to Sora.
The puppy, Zack, ears went up and he ran full pelt dragging Kairi behind him.
Namine sighed as the puppy had seen Cloud. The got off his lead and proceeded to hump Cloud's leg. "I got him going right."
Selphie facepalmed.
Kairi looked horrified.
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Kairi hated Monday mornings. Selphie demanded they were up bright and early so they could organize the week ahead.
"Six. At a crowded social do, wear something that makes you stand out.A plain clear colour is often better from the eye catching point of view tan patterns. Or an all-white trouser suit. Or a mini when the rest have gone for maxi." Selphie said holding a bag out in front of Kairi.
She took one look at the outfit. "I'm not wearing that." She pulled out a bright pink, ruffled sleeved, pink ballgrown.
"But Aurora assured me it would catch his attention." Selphie whined.
"It's against school code." Namine stated getting changed it to a white top and black trousers.
"Fine. Seven. Perfume. Lots of girls don't bother. Make sure yours always the same, and he recognize you before he sees you. But make it subtle one, nothing overpowering."
"But I always wear this." She pointed to her deodorant. "And he doesn't recognize it."
"Ok time to go for the direct invitational but nicely approaches now." Selphie grinned making both girls worry.
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Roxas failed. Much to his brother's boyfriends delight.
All he had to do was get Sora up.
Now he was stuck with Sora's arm around his neck and leg around his waist holding him in place. And Stupid Sora was nuzzling his head.
"Cleon help. Cleon." Roxas shouted.
Leon rolled his eyes. He really hated that stupid name The Twins came up for their relationship. "What?" He growled.
"Sora's dreaming about a girl again and it's really uncomfortable and embarrassing." Roxas whined.
Leon sighed running his hand through his brown hair. Why had he agreed to look after them again? Oh yeah Cloud promised a night in together. Alone.
"Sora." There was a mummer. "Cloud's making Pancakes downstairs."
Roxas faceplanted the floor as Sora ran straight down the stairs.
"SORA PUT CLOTHES ON!" They both flinched at the sound of a frying pan hitting something.
"Let's get out." Leon said.
"Yeah."
They moved out of the way of a very red brunette.
There was a very annoyed Cloud who looked remarkable like Roxas standing in the kitchen looking as if he was about to kill something nearby.
"In our defense we didn't know he was in the noody." Roxas stated. "Does Mrs. Gainsborough need anything?"
Roxas legged it just as Cloud lobbed the frying pan. "Just friggin ask her."
Leon decided to quickly defuse the situation hugged Cloud from behind because he was less likely to get hurt from there. "You do know you look sexy when you are mad."
"Why are you still here?" Cloud gumbled.
"So I don't have to attend a court hearing and explain that you are normally a calm quiet person but your brothers bring out the worse in you." He smiled in the back of Cloud's head. "They not like you. They won't go and say something to ease the pain."
Cloud growled. "Bite me."
"I would but you being Emo you'd probably like that."
Cloud rolled his eyes. "Breakfast."
QE:I always imagined Zack to behave like Marley but just black because he has black hair.
Evestar:Cleon?
QE:Please review.
E.S.P:We are working on the rest of the 21 ways with SootyPhoenix.
QE:In return for help with her 50 ways to annoy series.
Cyndaquil:Hope you enjoyed.