A/N: This came from one of rules from The Idiot's Guide to the Pegasus Galxay by Daelena. The full rule of this song was number 12. I'll post it since it's related but if you want anymore funnies, I'll just say this. GO READ IT! It's hilarious!
12. The Ghostbusters Theme Song is not to be played around Colonel Caldwell.
A. Or any of the invented lyrics.
B. He does go back to Earth on a regular basis.
The Ghostbusters Song was a personal favorite of many of the expedition members. But, Caldwell didn't see the humor in it, so no one played it when he was around. But they liked to hum the melody, or mumble any of the Atlantis-modified lyrics.
Now the lyrics!
ATLANTEANS!
If there's a culling
on your village sized town
Who you gonna call?
ATLANTEANS!
If there is trouble,
And it don't look good.
Who are you gonna call?
ATLANTEANS!
I ain't afraid of no Wraith!
I ain't afraid of no Genii!
If your seeing things,
Running through the for'st
Who are you gonna call?
ATLANTEANS!
Captured with no escape?
A-1 can rescue you.
Who are you gonna call?
ATLANTEANS!
I ain't afraid of no Wraith
I ain't afraid of no Genii
Who are you gonna call?
ATLANTEANS!
If backup
doesn't come
Fly like
ATLANTEANS!
You're sranded in outerspace?
With no escape plans?
Than Dial
ATLANTEANS!
Stargate broken?
Rodney will fix it for you
I ain't afraid of no Genii.
I ain't afraid of no Wraith.
Don't get caught alone
Just dial
ATLANTEANS!
When it shoots down your Jumper,
Unless you want to get fed on.
I think you'd better dial
ATLANTEANS!
Who you gonna dial?
ATLANTEANS!
Who'd you gonna dial?
ATLANTEANS!
Who'd you gonna dial?
ATLANTEANS!
Who'd you gonna dial?
ATLANTEANS!
I can't hear you.
Who'd you gonna dial?
ATLANTEANS!
Louder!
ATLANTEANS!
Who'd you gonna dial?
ATLANTEANS!
(fades)
I think John Sheppard is Kirk, too.