AN: Ok first CM story in awhile. My B! I just got really caught up in SGU and then last night Cassie and I were watching A&E and saw a commercial for To Hell… and Back where Garcia was talking to her pen. I of course had a brilliant idea and here we are! Woot! Anyway, please read and enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own…. Damn I can't say my resident SGU nut or Chastity now cause this is the wrong show…
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Penelope Garcia had Strauss's timing down to a T. She gave the woman another minute before she barged into Garcia's office and demanded to know what progress Garcia had made on one case or another. Garcia had a plan today though. Her phone rang bringing her thoughts away from the Wicked Witch of the West.
"Good morning my fine furry friends, what can I do for you?" Garcia asked. She heard Morgan chuckle.
"You're on speaker phone babe. Play nice" Morgan commented. Garcia picked up her pen and held it close to her face. The team knew her plan and wanted to hear what happened. 3. 2. 1.
"Ah Mr. Pen, they want me to play nice. I can't play nice can I? I mean seriously, when have you ever seen me play nice?" The door had opened moments after Garcia had started talking. She stared at the eccentric woman before shaking her head and walking back out, Garcia still talking to 'Mr. Pen'. As soon as the door clicked, Garcia put the pen down. "Mission accomplished" she said smirking. The team bust out laughing, Garcia giggling along with them.
"Alright, now we actually need something from you, so get Mr. Pen ready" Hotch said, laughter in his voice. Garcia picked up the pen and grabbed the paper.
"Mr. Pen and I are ready and waiting" she responded. The others laughed once again, but the laughter died and work began again. It was another race to find the unsub and even Garcia and her talking to pens attitude was needed.
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AN: Ok short, but hopefully funny! Thanks for reading let me know what you thought!