A/N: I KNOW it's utter crack. Blame my 'Summary Executions' prompt: It's nearing Valentine's Day at Hogwarts, and Professor Dumbledore has decided to make a rule that all teachers must have a date for the Valentine's Day banquet – a student date. What do you get when you have Hermione Granger and her secret crush on Professor Lupin? Set in Hogwarts, in the kids' seventh and final year. Lupin is back to teach lycanthropy!
Bloody Hell
soberloki
"Aaannnd… GROWL! Top snarling, Longbottom! Miss Parkinson, too much drooling. Justin! Wet willies are never funny."
Hermione watched Professor Lupin, daydreaming just a little.
"Mister Finnegan, remember that we do not sniff our fellow students. Mister Malfoy! What have I said about mounting –"
Finally, they were dismissed. Hermione hung back. She'd been thinking of him since third year, and soon she wouldn't be his student any longer…
"Professor Lupin?"
He smiled at her. "Miss Granger?"
"Would you be my Valentine, sir?"
Lupin looked nervous. "I'm sorry, but…"
Hermione sighed. "May I know who, sir?" …What's that bird spell again?