Title: Cross

Fandom: DNAngel and Megami Kouhosei (but more of DNAngel)

Author: Crade

Warning: swearing and Krad, Dark, Hiead and Zero being their selves and at the same time OOC and some Yaoi (considering Krad and Dark…).

Summary: While stealing an artwork a portal opened above the painting Dark dropped to the floor… While battling, Hiead and Zero's EX blazed and warped them in DNAngel world!

Disclaimer: the only things I own is my soul because Kuruu said he owns my room… and my mother said she owns me. So there… no own DNAngel and MK. Sugisaki-sensei owns them all…

Crade: who wants to eat Ice cream?!

Daisuke: ME!

Satoshi: the story!

Crade: ok… ON WITH IT!!!

Thoughts…

Said out to the public…

(Person message is aimed to) telepathecal messages

Talking to the other halves…

----- Prologue?

Dark is having bad luck…

1 He can't seem to change to Daisuke but luckily he can transform into Daisuke's body… due to Daisuke's fever… (if that's possible)

2 He can't seem to avoid the older twin… Harada, Daisuke's girlfriend, Riku…

3 There is that reporter/journalist/gossip sponge/etc. Takeshi Saehara who would put him in a head lock whenever he has a chance.

4 Daisuke's clumsiness got into him… (he trips every 10 or so steps because of nothing)

And 5 there is that Ice Prince (who Risa secretly adores), Satoshi Hikari/Hiwatari who has Krad in him… (Crade has an evil grin…)

During math class… Krad and Satoshi had a talk.

"Satoshi-sama, did you notice how the Niwa acts today?"Krad he said with venom and spice. "Yes and it's Dark not that Niwa."Satoshi was getting annoyed by this point. "Ah what a nice coincidence…"Krad smiled evilly. "Did you do something to Daisuke?" Satoshi became worried "I did nothing to harm him… yesterday and the day before."Krad said with false kindness. "I can't seem to trust your words, Krad."

"Trust me Satoshi-sama. I would do nothing to displease you, would you want me to give you a proof of that?"

"I prefer not, Krad."

"How I like to hear my name on your tongue, much more sensual than that mouse's voice… I'll go sleep now Satoshi-sama."

"I hope you never wakeup."

"How awful of you to say that to me, Satoshi-sama."

With that, Krad retreated in Satoshi's mind leaving the icy teen alone for a while. This night is another one of those nights where Dark would steal a painting. Later in the night, in the museum, Dark is again stealing a Hikari art work, called 'Goddess Wing'. In front of the painting there the enemies stands.

Dark looked at Satoshi's eyes with a bit of lust, "Hello Toshi-chan! Care to move out of my path?"

"And why would I?" Satoshi is getting annoyed again.

"Because every driveway signboard says 'don't block drive way'" Dark said as a prankster would.

Satoshi was really getting annoyed but kept it hidden, "This is not a driveway, Mousy."

"But it applies to all pathways." Dark pointed to the dark and empty hallway behind Satoshi.

"Not if you want to deliberately block the way." With that Satoshi lost his patience and tried to tackle Dark to the floor and handcuff him.

Then the painting glowed, the next thing they saw was very bright and very colorful lights.

--- In Megami Kouhosei (Pilot Candidate/Candidate for Goddess) world battling with victim…

Kizna said over the radio as three more large victims were spotted near them, "Zero, shut the hell UP!!" Zero replied as he was about to puke, "But there's no up and down!" The annoyed Kizna slammed her hands on the keyboard and yelled, "Zero! Concentrate on the victim!!!!"

"A victim is fast approaching at one o'clock!" uttered Ikhny over the line to Hiead. "This is fun!" Hiead thought as he smirked showing of his skills.

Suddenly the boss victim appeared behind Zero and Hiead. Their EX blazed and they fought the victim down and they disappeared.

Clay's worry was turned in to fascination, "Interesting… They killed the victim then they disappeared from the inside of their Pro-ing." Yamagi said as he gulped at what the EX caused, "They vanished… They just vanished" Roose was hiding his worry for his lost teammates, "More food for me!" Annoyance turned to worry as Kizna yelled to the intercom hoping for Zero to respond, "Where are you Zero?!" Ikhny bent over he keyboard and cried at the missing loved one, "I never told him…"

--- In DNAngel land…

Krad appeared and Dark hid behind Krad. Then Hiead and Zero appeared in front of the painting and fell to the floor unconscious. They first made sure that their other selves was still there and they are only out cold. Daisuke and Satoshi are still there and are unconscious.

The twitching Krad said, "Mousy, why are you hiding behind me?" Dark replied with a blush of embarrassment slowly creeping up his cheeks, "I don't want to be warped a way to some other dimension and disappoint my fans!" Krad sad in annoyance, "Ok then… you can take care of those…" He looked at Hiead and pointed, "Satoshi's look alike…" Dark moved out of hiding and saw Zero, "And the other looks like Dai-chan."

They walked to the sleeping teens and examined the unconscious. Krad thought in delight, "I can now have two Satoshis… I'll take him!" Dark thought, "Wow! The Dai-chan look a like is mine!" Krad said with no cares at al, "Pick one and go. The painting got destroyed any way…" Dark's mind was panicking while he uttered, "Emiko won't be mad… tomorrow is a Saturday so; we'll be going to your apartment and discus." Krad is very sinister at this point, "you do have brains, it's a MIRACLE!" Dark ignored Krad as he said, "well I'll be taking this one, see you Kraddikins." Krad replied with fury, "DON'T CALL ME THAT EVER AGAIN!"

With that over and done with Krad and Dark carried one sleeping teen each and went back to where ever their hosts sleep in.

TBC

Crade: this will be Funny… and who wants to kill Risa the bitch?!

Krad: MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Daisuke: She broke my heart!! (crying)

Zero: there, there Daisuke… (pats Dai's shoulder)

Hiead: Get away from me!!!!

Risa: but you're cute!!! (Squeals)

Crade: There she is! KILL HER!!!!!! (a mob of deranged coffee beans attacks Risa…)

Kouske: why coffee beans?

Crade: they my friends, with out them there would be no coffee…

Kouske: ok…

Satoshi: Review?

Dark: please review this story so that I can steal that naked mermaid statue.

Riku: PERVERT!

Crade: please review so that I can put up that chapter gone chaotic…