Toasters And Killer Bubbles

by SirenSShadow

THIS STORY SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Dimitri shows up with a toaster one day and "takes care" of Adrian. Stan Alto then comes along... This is a parody, and the product of my boredom! Read only if you don't like Adrian, you have been warned.

All of a sudden Dimitri popped up and hit Adrian with a toaster.

"AH, IM DYING! Help me little dhamphir!"

"Psh, yeah right" Rose says blowing killer bubbles at his head.

"NO!" Adrian cries, promptly dying.

Dimitri and Rose make out than look down at a very dead Adrian.

"What a wimp, he was killed by one blow to the head by a toaster and a couple bubbles"

The couple laugh and run off into the sunset together.

Later Stan Alto trips over Adrian's corpse.

"Oh...he's dead...hmmm. Well I suppose I should get rid of this body...OMG A TOASTER!"

Stan picks up the toaster and forgets all about Adam...or was it Dan, Andy? Andrew? Whatever.

whats-his-name gets sent to hell but even the devil himself doesn't want him.

No one knows (Or cares) what happened to him after that.