So it's a reverse world where Sho Minamimoto is a short cute little boy and Neku Sakuraba is a tall sexy man *cough*pedo*cough*
Enjoy the crack
(This is there first date)
Neku knew he was late when he saw a head of wild violet ash hair peeking just over the the hedges in front of the restaurant window.
He smirked and sighed stating his name at the door letting the waiter lead him to the reserved table where a pair of bright golden eyes look up to meet his cloudy blue ones.
"So...What time was I meant to be here again?" Neku asked with a chuckle trying to start a small conversation.
"Precisely 30 minutes and 15.4376792931200007 seconds ago from the moment you sat down." The young boy mumbled still looking down as the salad was put on the table for them.
'That was a rhetorical question but...Okay?'
The red head hadn't processed anything Sho said after '30 minutes' and just left it at that.
The young boy finally looked up. His eyes seemed to squint at the object laying upon Neku's chest. He was focused on his necklace for some reason and Neku was extremely uncomfortable with the silence between them. Luckily the silence was broken.
"You...I..." The boy stammered with his words.
"Yeah? What is it?" Neku blinked somewhat relieved of the previous tension and now bemused with how cute Sho could be when he wasn't spastic and screaming out random equations, the numbers of pi and some random math slang.
"Um...M-Mr. Sakuraba?" The boy seemed reluctant to make eye contact and a light shade of pink was now coloring his tanned cheeks.
"Relax cutie. You can tell me." Neku smirked scratching the back of his head.
Sho only blushed even more.
"Erm...I-I appreciate that it's clean and everything but...uh..." Sho gulped and took a deep breathe looking Neku dead in the eye.
"Why are you wearing a home pregnancy test around your neck? It...kind of looks like a tampon..."
Aww, I love it when he blus- Wait what?
Neku automatically paused.
He blinked once.
Twice.
He looked down at his necklace for a good two seconds and back up.
BAM!
His face was planted straight in the bow of salad.
Luckily for him there wasn't a fork in it.
He thinks my necklace looks like a tampon...?
Was all that ran through his mind.
Sho on the other hand blinked and looked around nervously hoping he didn't grabbed to much attention and was now hoping to get out as soon as possible.
"Um..."
He pulled out his megaphone.
"CHECK PLEASE!"
The End.
Hope you like it ^^