Sora walks into Tram Common meeting up with Roxas, singing, "John Jacob Jinglehiemershm-" Roxas gave him a stare saying, what the fuck. "It's my heart song right now..."
"Oh, I'll give you heart... and you'll see your's too" Roxas said bluntly. Sora looked to Roxas. "Oh my god I wet myself!"
Roxas looked to Sora, eyes widened. "And your a hero... why?" Sora walked away for a moment alone... then came back looking to Roxas. "I'm gonna kill you now Sora..." Roxas tosses him a knife and leaves him alone with it.
The next day, Roxas came back to the spot and saw Sora staring blankly at the knife... "Okay, you are just mental!" Roxas walks away.
At class later that day, Roxas and Sora, in there usual seat, studied quantum physics... well Roxas was anyway, Sora was trying to balance his textbook on his nose. Roxas kept pounding his head into his book. Sora looks to him. "And you call me mental," he said giving him a blank stare.
After school, Roxas looked to Hayner at his locker. "I'm serious man, before you know it, Sora's gonna be speaking Fuddlish," Sora walks in.
"Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!" Sora sang as Roxas as Hayner looked to him as if their eyes saying, If you speak another word, I will shoot you in the vocal cords, then your chest, then your forehead.
Roxas looked to Hayner. "Well it can't get worse... he could have his test answers say he needs brain activity scans..."
The following week, Sora got his test answers. "Guess what," he said. He looked to the paper and said, "I need Brain Activity Scans."
Hayner looked to Roxas. "Doesn't it suck?"
"What?" Roxas asked still looking at the ground.
"Being dead fucking wrong all the time..."
"Yes, it does, a lot!" Hayner looked at Roxas closely... showing him he got tricked again.
Roxas looked to Hayner finally and socked him so hard his front teeth broke, then came out. "I don't paid enough to be treated like this," he said looking to Sora.
Christmas finally came and the people were opening gifts. Riku got a lump of coal... Roxas looked to him. "Believe in Christmas now?" Riku looked to the coal then to Roxas.
"No," he said bluntly then threw the coal at Roxas.
"Kill the wabb-" Sora was saying when interrupted by the cocking of guns... EVERYWHERE. Sora looked around. "-it, kill the w-" Roxas shot him. Sora's heart flew above the place then flew back into his chest.
Roxas shot him again and the same thing happened.
Shoot, Respawn.
Until eventually, Roxas, looking into the gunhole of the barrel, shot himself.
That would be life, with a retard Sora... lol R&R plz