An Awkward Moment For Jigsaw
An unconscious man awakes to find himself in a dark room…a TV in the corner flickers on and a familiar face is on the screen…
Jigsaw: Hello Carlos
Carlos: Sup dude!
Jigsaw: Uh…sup? What the heck! Where'd you get that joint?!
Carlos inhales deeply and his eyes roll back into his head.
Darn, he's high. Jigsaw thinks to himself.
Jigsaw: I'll come back later okay?
Carlos is sprawled out on the floor, unconscious once again…
One hour later…
Jigsaw: Hello Carlos
Carlos: Ahhh!!! Who are you?!
Ahh, that's better, Jigsaw thinks to himself.
Carlos is hugging his knees and rocking back and forth, with his eyes wide open.
Jigsaw: Carlos, a few years ago you illegally came to the U.S from Mexico. From then on you have smuggled marijuana in and out of the U.S. Now you must suffer the- uh Carlos?
Carlos looks at the TV with half-open eyes and seems bored.
Jigsaw: Carlos! Don't you see the seriousness of the situation you are in? Carlos? Carlos! What are you doing! Car-
Click the TV turns off.
Carlos then pulls out another joint and then realizes that he had just used up the rest of his lighter fluid lighting the last joint. He then turns the TV on again.
Carlos: Hey, mister crazy man, ya got a light?
THE END