A/N: Couldn't... resist... temptation! Damn you Bobolac! Anyway, this is her little pressie from me. The pairing you love so much!
Warning: Utter idiocy!
Disclaimer: No own, no sue!
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Story: Misfit.
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"Okay, this is wrong, this doesn't work. Are you okay?"
"No, damnit! Ow, ow, OW! Don't press so hard!"
"But it's stuck! I can't get it in further!"
"Got anything to lube it up with?"
"Don't have enough lube, baby. It's too big!"
"Cocky bastard, you..."
"ARGH!!! Move, damnit!!"
"sigh Okay, try again. Ease it out, okay?"
"Well... Hmm... I'll try..."
"Nggghhhh! Yeah, just like that!"
"Uh-oh..."
"Honey? What is it?"
"I think I got stuck again..."
"groan Oh god... You're so stupid..."
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Vincent, may I remind you that I am the one doing all the work, here?"
"grumble Sure, remind me."
"I'll try again... Ahhh... Oh God..."
"Oh... Ryu..."
"Vincent... Wait, not yet! VINCENT!"
"RYU!!!"
"Phew... It's okay, I've got you."
"I was starting to get a little scared there... I thought SOLDIERs had more stamina than that!"
"We do. Now shut up and continue what you were doing."
"Slavedriver..."
"I heard that..."
"I know."
"Now, get to work. We're very close, now... Ooohhhhhh... Yeahhhh... Like that, baby... Just a little harder..."
"Gods, you're demanding... Oh, try a little faster..."
"Like this... Mmmmmhhhhhhh...!"
"Yeah, like that... Nggghhh... Ohhh... Ryu..."
"Yes, Vincent?"
"It fit."
"It fit?" Ryu said, turning to appraise the work they had done. They had managed to squeeze the car into the garage without so much as a scrape, which was a pretty impressive feat. He looked at Vincent Valentine, questioningly.
"Now, here's a question for ya..."
"And what may that be?" said Vincent.
"How do we get it out again?"
Vincent groaned and banged his head against the wall. He would never listen to SOLDIERs and their antics ever again!