A/N- Okay, this is a really weird oneshot I just wrote today. It's kinda weird and random, but I decided to post it anyway. Please review and tell me what you think!

Disclaimer- I don't own Warriors, or TY Beanie Babies. But, THE AWESOMETASTIC CHIPMUNK IS MINE!! The TY Beanie Baby of Awesometastic Evil Flaming Doomyness is mine also. You may not use them without my express permission.

ThunderClan Meet the Awesometastic Chipmunk

"Ashfur, Lionpaw, Spiderleg, can you please go and do a patrol?" asked Firestar.

The three toms nodded and set off out through the camp entrance. Firestar sighed and began to pad back to his den. All of a sudden, he realized that he had forgotten to ask them to go hunting after. He didn't want them coming all the way back to camp, just to be sent back out again. It would waste energy, and he wanted them to have as much of that as possible for hunting.

Firestar sprinted after them and quickly caught them up, just a few foxlengths out of camp.

"Sorry, I just wanted to ask you to go hunting once you've finished patrolling, if you wouldn't mind."

Ashfur nodded.

"Not at all, Firestar. The clan needs as much prey as it can get."

Firestar smiled and nodded back. It was nice to see that the tom was finally getting over his daughter.

All of a sudden, Hollypaw raced up to them, panting, and meowed urgently,

"Firestar! Firestar! Come quick! Brackenfur and I were out training, when we spotted a ShadowClan party hunting over our border!"

Firestar nodded, Spiderleg's eyes widened, and Ashfur unsheathed his claws, sinking them into the earth and growling.

Firestar instructed,

"Come on, let's go. Hollypaw, you lead the way."

The black she-cat nodded at her leader and began to run back the way she'd come, the patrol following behind her. They shortly arrived at a clearing, where Brackenfur was doing his best to hold up the intruding party on his own.

"Firestar! Thank Starclan you're here!"

Firestar nodded and challenged the party.

"This is ThunderClan territory. Why are you hunting here?"

"Because we feel like it," sneered a ShadowClan tom.

Firestar hissed, and warned,

"Leave now, or you'll regret it."

The tom laughed and took a step further into ThunderClan land.

Firestar let out a fearsome yowl and charged at the tom, leaping on to of him and pinning him to the ground. The rest of the patrol joined in too, following their leader, and soon a massive battle had broken out.

Fur was flying everywhere and cats were hissing and spitting on all sides of the clearing. Soon the ground was drenched in blood, and the fighting cats were beginning to tire. With a closing roar, Firestar bit down hard on the ShadowClan tom's shoulder, and the intruding male gave a pain-filled shriek, fleeing from the clearing. The other ShadowClan cats all followed suit, and in a few moments, only the ThunderClan party remained.

Firestar and his clan were panting and exhausted, but they still had to get back to camp. They stood there for a moment, before Firestar gave the order to return home.

As they set off, Hollypaw spotted something out of the corner of her eye.

"Prey!" she whispered to the others. "Look! A chipmunk!"

"What's a chipmunk?" asked Lionpaw, curiously. "We don't get them in our forest."

Hollypaw ignored him and slipped into the hunter's crouch, stalking the prey across the forest floor.

All of a sudden, the chipmunk looked up, saw Hollypaw, and went,

"Squeak!"

Suddenly, Hollypaw stood up straight, staring at the chipmunk.

"Awe! Isn't it so cute and adorable?"

"What?!" cried Lionpaw, confused and startled.

"Yeah. And isn't it just awesometastic?" meowed Spiderleg, also staring at the creature, with a dazed and distant look in his eyes.

"Awesometastic?!" went Lionpaw, unable to believe what had just got into his clanmates. All the thing had done was go 'squeak'.

"Oh, look at that! Its tails on fire!" pointed out Ashfur, his eyes weird too.

"Hey, Firestar, it's like you!" called Brackenfur.

Firestar nodded and giggled like a she-cat.

"I've got an idea!" meowed Ashfur.

"What?" asked Firestar.

"We should make him clan leader!"

"Yeah! You're right!" said Firestar, "And we could rename the clan AwesometasticClan!"

"Yeah!" chorused the others, and Spiderleg hoisted the chipmunk up onto his shoulders. They began to march off back to camp.

"What's got into them?" Lionpaw asked no-one in particular.

"The Awesometastic Chipmunk did," replied a mysterious TY Beanie Baby, who had just appeared out of nowhere.

"Who are you?" questioned Lionpaw, his brain starting to hurt from all the weirdness.

"I'm The TY Beanie Baby of Awesometastic Evil Flaming Doomyness."

"Oh, I see."

"How about we go take over the forest?"

Lionpaw thought about it for a moment.

"Yeah, okay."