A/N another one word fic type thing by queenoftheoutlands and I, the others are on her profile. This was written during a random free at school. Do not read if you cannot handle complete and utter crazyness, slash, complete and utter OOC, slash, and red bull

We do apologise if people find this completely and utterly bonkers and weird, BUT that was the whole idea and if you don't like that sort of thing don't read :D :D :D

Pairings- Percy/Annabeth (not Chiron) Luke/Grover, Nico/red bull, Nico/tree, Nico/Thalia, Nico/Percy, NICO/EVERYONE :D

Sadly we do not own Percy Jackson but we do own Scarfland, the fish of love and the penguin of doom :)

Chapter 1- Nico drinks the red bull of doom and Grover gets some ;)

One sunny afternoon, a fish walked up to Annabeth and said "the hippo's on vacation, I am the FISH of Luuuurrrrvvvveee"

(He said vacation because, for once, we are in AMERICA!! Yay! Not England, or Scarfland, or Oz, or Mars as we enjoy trips to pig farts.)

Annabeth was confused and one of the Aphrodite homies said to her "you like look so like confusified, like"

Annabeth got her spork out of her pocked and hit her repeatedly on the forehead.

"Like OWW!" cried the Aphrodite girl, "You so like ruined my makeup, betch!" The fish of Luuuurrrrvvvveee shrugged and disappeared in a poof of blue smoke.

MEAN WHILE

Percy and Grover went walking through the woods until they came across Luke sitting by a pond. Grover got excited; he liked Luke's eyebrows very much. (Did u notice the semicolon? My English teacher wants to marry a semicolon!!) Percy was very disturbed by what happened next so he ran to find some comfort with some chocolate mousse.( oh and he also looked very cute, like he normally does when confused 3)

(Oh you would like us to elaborate on what happened next. You sure? It is very disturbing! So disturbing that you might begin to eat socks! Oh you don't mind, are you secretly called Morgana?? Okay then)

Grover looked at Luke. Luke looked at Grover. Grover blushed. Luke did the suggestive eyebrow thingy that Arthur does so well.

(You really like the taste of socks, ok)

Grover said "I really really really really like your eyebrows".

"That's what they all say" replied Luke. It was at this point that perky Percy ran away.

(He doesn't like the taste of socks).

It was at this point that a new slash couple was officially born. And lets just say they made Lukver pie with lots of marshmallows. ;)

(This is nothing at all like Luklar pie. Despite the eyebrow thing… And the evilness thing… and the all round hotness thing… MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! Freak)

(Wait is that even possible!!! Grover's a goat satyr thingy!)

MEANWHILE

Percy finished eating his chocolate mousse and went to find his one true love, no not Chiron as he is Percy's uncle and that's just gross, come to think of it he's half horse *pukes*. Any way I mean Annabeth, but he couldn't find Annabeth but he did find Nico talking to a pine tree.

"What are you doing, Nico?" asked Percy confusedly.

"Well… I'm… practising asking… Thalia out," Nico said turning bright red.

"OO-KAY" said Percy "I thought she was, you know, not allowed to do that."

"Oh she left, and now that means she is the same age as me. YIPPPEEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEEE!"

Percy looked around and saw lots of Red bull cans on the floor, hmm that explains it... LOOK A GIANT CHEESE MONSTER!! Percy's brain even confuses him sometimes. Percy decided to join Nico in the energy drink drinking and also went bananas, and they danced the conga long into the night.

"Mwuhahahaha hahaha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha *big intake of breath* ahahahahaha" laughed the evil penguin "My evil plan is almost complete."

( "awessssooooomeee" said author number one. "Please don't hurt Percy he is too cute," Said author number 2. "Do we eat socks now" asked Morgana.)

TO BE CON TIN UED

(Ooh the world hasn't exploded, yet!)