"Ami, Ami, wake up! Oh, god, wake up!"
In the haze of her hang-over, Ami vaguely recognized Minako's voice. She groggily opened her eyes to see Minako looking down at her. Something was… different. It must be her hair... It was… gone.
"Minako… What happened to your hair?" She murmured, still half asleep. Her eyes shot open and she sat up. "Oh my—Minako, what happened to your hair?"
"I don't know!" Minako wailed. She covered her head and sobbed. "I LOOK TERRIBLE!"
"No—it looks, well…" Ami didn't really know how to continue. "There's really no cause for alarm. Haruka has short hair too, and she looks fantastic."
"I LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN?!" She howled and collapsed on the floor next to the bed.
"Minako, have you forgotten that you are a lesbian?" She said impatiently, holding her own aching head in her hands for a moment and then slowly lifted her head to look around. They were in what looked like a hotel suite. The place was incredibly messy, with sheets and food all over the place. At the other end of the room was a small kitchen and a half opened door leading to another room. Ami had never seen this place before in her life; she must've been extremely drunk when they came here.
"But not that kind…" The senshi of love whimpered.
"It'll be okay. It will grow." Ami said in an attempt to sooth the hysterical senshi. Even in the middle of a blazing hangover, she had to be the level headed one. "Minako, where are we? How much did I drink last night?" She stood up and stretched, noticing for the first time she wasn't wearing her own clothes. Instead of the dress she had worn yesterday, she was wearing a very rumpled white button up shirt. She pulled back the covers on the bed and found some black slacks, a tie, and what looked like some sort of harness. "And where are my clothes?!"
"I have no idea." Minako frowned. "I don't remember anything from last night after we had those drinks at the party. And then I woke up right here. " She patted the floor where she was laying and stood up. "I saw my hair in the mirror over the bed and freaked out and woke you up."
"Goodness…" Ami poked the harness on the bed, not quite sure what to think about it. "That's the last thing I remember too. Where's everyone else?"
Minako shrugged and pointed over at the other room. "That's my only guess."
"Quick, let's do a headcount, now." Ami said and rushed over to the other room and pushed the door open. She was left speechless at the state of the room. It looked like every pillow and comforter had been torn open, leaving stuffing, cotton and feathers everywhere. The whirling fan above the bed kept it moving, giving the appearance of snow falling. In the big bed in the room lay only Usagi, completely naked.
"I… I don't even want to know. Minako, you wake her up while I go use the bathroom and then find my cell phone and find the others." The other senshi nodded and Ami made her way over to the door on the other end of the room, stepping over piles of plush and noticing the other broken furniture. When she swung the door open, she couldn't stop her scream. She had found the bathroom.
As well as the frozen alligator in the bathtub.