Orihime's the man!

by Death-By-Sanity

Orihime is in A LOT of debt so her best friend Rukia makes her a deal. She will pay off Orihime's debts if she does her a favour... What Orihime didn't realise that meant going to an ALL boys school, disguised as a boy! Orihime under the new name Yahiko must now spy on the boy that turned Rukia down, Ichigo Kurosaki but like normal, things never go to plan!

1. Prologue

This was edited on 04/11/14

However spelling and grammar error warning still applys!

Enjoy!

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Prologue

Once again, I have made the wrong choice.

I am surprisingly good at making them, thought society would class that as a bad thing. Well, either way you look at it, I have managed to screw up, again…

Looking back on it now, quitting school so I could get to my job on time probably wasn't my best idea. What made things worse was the fact I was sacked. THE SAME DAY!

At the start though, I foolishly had thought it would be easy to find another job.

And since school had refused to take me back because they had already filled my space, apparently it is a very popular sort after school, which begs the question of how I got a place of all people.

It seemed that getting another job was my only option.

However, after the first two weeks of rejection -and lack of income- I started to realise how much of a mess I really was in.

The old job had given me some redundancy pay -though I still wish I had the job in the first place!

So I had little money.

Keyword there being, had as I am now broke.

I had spent it up quite quickly…

At moments like this I wish, I had a family to conceal in but unfortunately for me, they're dead.

…Nii-san…

I know one day everything would come crashing down on me but I'm not going down without a fight!

Bring it on life!

Okay maybe I shouldn't have shouted that. I have probably sealed my own fate while Kami is up there laughing down at me as if it's some kind of comedy event.

Also to add to the recent run off bad new the goldfish died, which must have been karma striking back, after I killed the spider the other day. Well when I say killed, I mean squashed it in my calendar, somewhere. It is still under one of the months squashed but no, I'm not looking for it. I hate spiders. However, it will give me a "nice" surprise when I get to that month in which said is spider squashed under.

So yeah that's about it, I'm out of school, running low on cashing with no family with a dead goldfish and squashed spider somewhere in calendar while being laughed at constantly, from powers above…

Yep sounds about right…

By the way, my name's Orihime Inoue.

Welcome to my crazy life.