Brain stop thinking up ideas! I can't keep up with them all DX This is a oneshot on how Norway reacts to Russia. The main reason why I wrote this is because I felt kinda bad for having to pause the updates so you get something next week but not this week and I had a dream that involved NorwayxRussia... *wacks head* Why you do that brain! Why! You know I pair DenNor and RoChu!

Disclaimer: I, Professional Tsundere, do not own Hetalia. The chance that I will own Hetalia in my lifetime is the same as being the first female president, for a Canadian.

~Norway's POV~

Denmark thought it would be a good idea to annoy me before dinner so I went out for a walk around the local park. When I got there no one was there.

'That's... weird. Normally there are always people at the park.' I thought. Deciding that it was to creepy for me I started heading back to my house. On the way back I felt this... suffocating aura.

"Hello Russia." I said without turning back. I had felt his aura often enough in the world meeting, being magically adept helped identify it all the faster.

"Privet Norway" I turned back to face him, ignoring the more cautious part of my mind that was telling me to run. "How are you this evening?"

"I'm... a little stressed from the meeting earlier but fine." I was hesitant to stay in a conversation with him for to long because of what Finland told me about him(1).

"Da. Amerika is such a pain. He's even late to meetings he hosts." Russia's grin seemed to become slightly wider when he said that.

"H-he can be rather annoying." Dammit. I saw Russia's grin widen ever more when he noticed my stutter.

"Was that a stutter?"

"Russia! There you are!" A women around her late 30's with long reddish brown hair and dual eye colors walked up to Russia. "Hmm? Who's your friend?"

"I'm Lukas. It's a pleasure to meet you, miss."

"Nice to meet you as well. I think I've seen you hanging out with the Nordics right?"

"Yes, I'm Norway."

"Well I'm the Early Slavic Tribal Unions, but you can call my Tia. Russia we have to head home now, I have to help Ukraine with dinner."

"Da, матушка(2)."

"It's nice to know Russia has so many friends. Bye Norway, I'll see you at the next meeting!" I politely waved as Tia walked off with Russia, silently thanking her for interfering. I continued to walk home only to run into Denmark half way.

"Norge! There you are. I was wondering where you were, Estonia texted me saying he saw you talking to Russia so I was worried." He engulfed me in a hug and for once, I didn't say anything.

"I'm fine, Russia went off with another nation who went by Tia." Though I would never admit this to anyone, even though I was only in his presence for a couple minutes, I was scared of Russia.

1 - I don't know if Finland was ever under Russia's rule but if he wasn't, he(Finland) learned the info from Estonia.

2 - Mother in Russian.

I got most of this done during summer school today while waiting for my peers to finish the Optics Unit Test. Also, because today's the start of the 2012 Summer Olympics I de-

*door to room breaks down*

Emily: USA! USA!

Damn it! I told you to stay out!

Maddie: Besides, it's more like...

Me & Maddie: NO WAY, EH! CANADA ALL THE WAY!

Emily: You can't deny that the United States of AWESOME will win!

Yes we can, and we just did. Now, *kicks both out of door before fixing it with magic* STAY OUT!

Tia: They shouldn't be so rude as to breaking into the authors note.

Yep. Oh, hi Tia! Thanks for saving Norway back there.

Tia: What did I save him from?

Me: Losing his country status.

Me & Tia: Bye!