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REMEMBER DECEMBER:STORY OF THE PRIVATE LOVERS

Why couldn't he just make the promise?

This was the question running through 16 year old Sasuke mind. Oh, how he wanted to go back to December. When he started to see things much clearly. When his hate for his brother seemed to dim to simple anger. When he came to learn to feel and become beloved and friended by many. When he became a private lover.

It was fall almost winter and Sasuke was on a their way home with Naruto, Neji, Gaara, Sai...and Kakashi.

Or rather was on their way home until some strange vortex swept them to god only knows where. He had been listening to all of them shout, yell, and blame one another for being stuck in the current postions and it was now grating on his nerves. So...

"Will you all shut up! We don't no where we are or how we got here. I'm hungry, tired and have a headache so here's the newest idea for the day shut the fuck up and FOLLOW ME!" Sasuke said calmly yet harshly.

"OH!" Everyone's sweat drop anime style noticing the murderous aura coming off Sasuke. Electricity crackling around him. A pissed Sasuke meant someone was either dead or about to die. Naruto had been on the recieving on several electric shocks.

"Hn, I never knew you could take charge otouto" Itachi's smooth voice commented coming from behind the bush with 4 other people. Deidara, Madara, Kisame Sasori.

Everyone expected Sasuke to scream, get angry, or something but instead...

"Stuck in the same situation as us I see...aniki" calmly and quite cooly. Even Itachi raised in eyebrow at Sasuke's calm behavior...everyone but Kakash (buried nose deep in Icha Icha)i seemed taken back.

"Yes it would seem so." Itachi replied

"Then you shall travel with us." Eveyone one was taken back by this Naruto, Neji, Gaara, and Sai tried to talk sense into. They even pleaded with Kakashi to talk with him, but he just shrugged.

"What can I do he's the leader here not me. I'm just backup" This was indeed true. Kakashi was not incharge. Just back up for their escort mission.

"Teme WHY?"

"Tch, dobe we're stranded in the middle of god only knows where and we're going to what comment murder while we're at it. I really don't feel like cleaning up ANY dead corpse." and with that Sasuke started walking away signaling them to follow him.

His logic was right Itachi and his stupid gang wouldn't dare to cross them.

However, he did feel a cold shiver go through him.

Somewhere in Konoha

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Shizune and her piggy were cowering in fear of Tsunade.

Sigh if only the knew that they were being watch on TV in konoha, suna, and the Akaski hangout"

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KNOCK KNOCK

"Hello"

"Hi my name is Sasuke and me and my friends need a place to stay." Sasuke hoped he would because they had been walking for hours and he was getting tired of Naruto are you crazy questions. He was ready to fry him to a crisp.

The black haired man stared at them and then squealed "YES OF COURSE YOU CAN STAY. PLEASE COME IN" replied the escatic man.

Everyone's sweat dropped and the walked in. Sasuke praying he didnt make the wrong choice.

"By the way my name is shigure (A/N the one from fruit basket ppl), let me call Hatori (A/N also from fruit basket). HAAATTTOORRRIII-KKOOIII! WE HAVE GUESTS! Hmm you're cute have you ever been modeled Sasuke" asked Shigure eyeing Sasuke up and down.

"Uhhh" Sasuke was at a lost feeling quite uneasy with the man's scruinty until Kakashi stepped in.

"No he hasn't. Hi my name is Kakashi" Kakashi said feeling a bit protective.

"Hel- IS THAT A ICHA ICHA VOL. 4508" screamed shigure.

"WHY Yes! You are fan?"

"AM I A FAN?" questioned Shigure as if he was insulted and then opened a door showing shelves upon shelves of the series.

Kakashi fell to his knees with tears in eyes "OH my...gosh...is this some sort of heaven" crawling toward a book. "You have the ICHA ICHA special with only 10 made and two with an exclusive end." Everyone's sweat drop except Sasuke (he just sighed and rolled his eyes in spite) and Shigure.

Somewhere in KONOHA:

"HA my books ARE popular, anity up old hag" screamed Jiyara

"Yeah Yeah" muttered Tsunade handed her percious gambling funds over.

Back to the ICHA ICHA LOVERS

"Yes but I dont have the exclusive end... you may not by any chance have the end."

Kakashi eye gleamed "Do I?" pulling out a book with a golden starry shape sticker with the words exclusive ending on it.

Shigure fell to his knees crawling toward the man "you have the treasure of a life time. It suppose to tell if Mikoto evil step mother came to her wedding or not"

Sasuke watched the two men "Pathetic" he mummered

"Truly" said a man next to him. Sasuke turned his head and cocked his head "Are you Hatori?"

"Yes, your the guests. Tell me should I kill the man hugging my husband"

"Husband? Umm No I think their just having a ICHA ICHA love Fest...shockingly its clean unlike the book" replied Sasuke. Hatori chuckled.

"Alright, follow me then. I'll show you to your rooms. My name is Hatori and I'm a doctor unlike my counterpart who is a writer." Sasuke nodded.

"Pleasure to me you I'm Sasuke this is Naruto, Neji, Gaara, Sai, Itachi, Madara, Deidara, Kisame, and Sasori (A/N i know i didnt mentionhim b4, but now i am)Kakashi is the guy hugging your...husband"

Hatori glanced at him. "Well, then we have limited spacing so how should the rooms go. I can get 2 per room."

Before any one could get a word out Sasuke began to talk. "I'll do it. They will all complain about who they stay with. Hmmm.."

Neji and Gaara

Sai and Naruto (naruto complained and got whacked on the head courtesy of Sasuke)

Kisame and Madara and Itachi ( all hned)

Sasori and Deidara (deidara squealed and jumped Sasori)

"Anyone have a problem with their partner" everyone but the Aktsuki members raised their hand.

Sasuke gave the others death glare until there hands wilted.

"Good" Sasuke turned before incidentally remembering that in grand scheme of matchmaking of his friends that he had paired himself with kakashi. The last person he wanteed to deal with. He'd think he did on purpose or something

"Kuso'

"Problem otouto" asked Itachi sarcasticly.

"Hmm No" said a distracted and mentally panicking Sasuke. This raised Itachi alarms

_In Bedroom of Sasori & Deidara_

"Lets do it now" asked Deidara

"No" replied Sasori

"...How about now"

"No"

"...NOW?" whined Deidara.

"No"

Deidara Gulped in air about to ask again, but before he did Sasori slammed against the bed.

"I do you when I do you. And I'm doing you Now" growled Sasori.

Deidara smirked.

_In Madara & Itachi & Kisame room_

People were watchin this bedroom with hard- ons and nose bleeds.

"Ohhhhh Maaaadaaaa KKKKissssa harderrr" demanded Itachi.

Itachi was sandwiched between Kisame and Madara. Madara was getting tired of Itachi's demands so he stuffed his cock into Itachi's mouth and hissed.

Itachi moaned. Kisame got Itachi and from behind and stroked his cock. Itachi scream was lost in Madara'a cock.

Itachi couldn't last if he wanted to, but he was a ninja and one of honor...he'd return their favors with great pleasure.

TBC

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