Author's Note: I was so bored and this thought came to me and made me laugh so I had to put it down. Hope this one-shot amuses you. Please no flames it was just an experiment if you like review. I do not own Naruto.
Busted!
"Where is Gai going this late a night?" Half hour had passed since the bored Kakashi started trailing his eternal rival. He first was just bored and thought he have another go at rock paper scissor but his interest in the game faded when Gai looked around suspiciously and took off. It took all of ten minutes for Gai to reach the village entranceway but when he continued on Kakashi was totally confused at what Gai had up his sleeve.
For what seemed like the millionth time Kakashi questioned the sanity of Gai. "What are you up to Gai." As if Gai heard him he stopped at a nearby lake that was as dark as obsidian. "Gai, this no time to get the urge for a swim," about the time he was going to show himself Gai took one last look behind him and shrugged off the feeling of being watched. Kakashi took one step out of the brush but stopped dead when he saw Gai hand go up to his hair and pull it off. "A wig," was Kakashi first response he was to stunned do anything else. All he could do was stare as Gai in disbelief as about a yard of hair fell into place. Gai was she! A million thoughts went through Kakashi mind but he could not help but to think how beautiful she was. He continued watching in stunned silence as she continued to strip in front of Kakashi her body was lithe but strong from years of training. As if she could feel eyes on her she ran into the water her black hair flying behind her.
Kakashi could not help but wonder why he had never noticed the signs. The overly attempt to be masculine The fact that nobody would wear what Gai wore unless they were completely crazy and don't get him started on that ridiculous hair cut. Even the eyebrow were drawn on Kakashi could tell as they were washed off by the lake in it place were delicately arch brows that match her dark hair. Anger soon replaced Kakashi's desire how could see hide this from him? He swore that he would never let another see her like this she was meant for him and him alone. His attention however were drawn away from his dark thoughts when a Kunai made he jump for the safety of a nearby tree bough.
Gai spoke in a more womanly voice since she knew she was already caught, "Whose there?" Kakashi cursed at the realization that he was busted. So he jumped down from the limb to the solid ground. He moved out of brush and into the moonlight. He peered at Gai arms that crossed over herself to cover the only part of her that was not covered by the gentle lapping water of the lake. Kakashi smiled under his mask at the look of shock that crossed Gai face as well as the full view he was seeing.
"Kakashi,"was all the stunned ninja could get out when she saw who her stalker was.