A Shadows best friend is his werehog
"What can I say? Werehog's are trouble the moment you lay eyes on them"
"How do i get into these messes?" yelled an incredibly p*ssed off Shadow the hedgehog, who was trying to defeat an incoming headache."I swear he is worse than the Biolizard and Black Doom combined." He said as he watched a very large Werehog reduce his air skates to mere pieces of cloth and metal before looking at the hedgehog before him innocently.
"Especially if you are begged by a small genius fox to watch one"
"WEREHOG SLOBBER ." yelled Shadow as he was tackled by the Werehog and licked to death, before his attacker fled from the scene and moved on to some other part of Shadows poor defenceless house.
"I never really got any mail anymore ^^; which was kind of good...no bills ^^"
"RUFF!" Barked sonic while chasing the mailman down the street and to god knows where. Not long he would return with a prize of some sort maybe some letters or a shoe or a piece of the mailman's pants or that stupid little hat he wore. Sonic would just come back with his prize and drop them at shadows feet wagging his tail happily.
"If I had dollar every time that Werehog ate a piece of my home I would be so god damn rich!"
Sonicyipped happily as he started shredding pillows to pieces, feathers flying everywhere like it was snowing, Shadow desperately tired to grab the pillow off the Werehog but failed every attempt he had.
"If a life or death situation leaving him home alone"
Sonic rummaged through an opencupboard in the kitchen looking for anything to eat besides the stereo speakers he had earlier. His eyes widened at a large can of chilli and he grabbed it with his jaws and started chewing on the can trying to open it.
"Sometimes it amazes me of what he can accomplish in a short period of time"
A large bite caused the contents of the can to go splat right across the wall. Sonics tail wagged a he licked some of it off the wall and before jumping onto a lounge and sleeping." sonic! I'm back and-"shadow paused at he looked in his kitchen "THIS BETTER BE CHILLI!"
"Thankfully for him it was chilli and not what I thought it was"
Shadow fell onto his bed and was half asleep when BAM! Sonic jumped onto him and started licking shadow again who just sighed and patted the Werehog who got comfortable on the Hedgehogs bed before letting out a yawn before sleeping.
" but still don't get the wrong idea about them , they are smart enough to know that 3 in the morning is a good time to wake someone up to go outside to do its business"
Shadow stood in the middle of his front yard holding lead as the Werehog did his business near a tree, watching a few aeroplanes fly through the sky before being dragged back inside and back to bed by Sonic.
"But I have to admit they do cheer you up when it's not the best of days"
Shadow groaned as he sat on the lounge and flicked through the various channels, the commander at G.U.N had been on his case again. Before long Sonic pranced out into the room with a bucket stuck on his head and his tail wagging. Shadow couldn't help but chuckle at the sight before pulling the bucket off the Werehog's head who licked Shadows face happily as if to say " I found you ^^ ".
"And well they do keep you company and make a bad situation good...kind of"
The slobbering Werehog Came with Shadow to G.U.N and well was the worst thing to ever happen to the place but no one really objected to it because they were actually scared of Sonic so they steered clear of shadow who just smirked.
"Like i said ...Werehog's are trouble the moment you lay eyes on them but then again that isn't the entire story now is it?"