HUGE disclaimer: Okay so here it goes. I don't own any of the Kung Fu Panda characters. Nor do I own the lyrics to Jimmy Buffett's song, "Fins." I have replaced a few words with my own but the song is sung to the tune of "Fins." This is purely fan related and I really hope Jimmy Buffett doesn't sue my sorry butt. If you never heard the song, I suggest you download it.
For all you Tigress fans out there…
Now she lives in Ancient China,
It took her years to be trained.
Now lookin' for some peace and quiet,
Maybe see the sun again.
But now she lives right in the valley,
She's takin' care to look for guys,
They hang out at the corner store,
And they see her comin' by.
Can't you feel 'em circlin' honey,
Can't you feel 'em hangin around?
You got fans to the left, fans to the right,
And you're the only cat in town.
Oh oh,
Oh oh,
You got fans to the left, fans to the right,
And you're the only girl in town.
She's saved up all of her money,
Gonna try to get away.
Maybe train on the beach with some Kung Fu man
Somewhere near Hainan Isle way.
But the money's good in the season,
Really lightens up the load.
Guys come and try as the months go by,
She just wants her buddy Po.
Can't you feel 'em closin' in, honey,
Can't you see 'em droolin' around?
You got fans to the left, fans to the right,
And you're the only cub in town.
Sailed off to America,
It took her hours on a boat.
Lookin' for some peace and quiet,
Havin' dreams to be alone.
But now it's gettin' to be a bore,
Cause a bus is down the street.
Just around the bend are the Tigress fans,
They all want to kiss her feet.
Can't you feel 'em tumblin', honey
Can't you feel 'em jumpin around?
You got fans to the left, fans to the right
And you're the only cat in town.
You got fans to the left, fans to the right
And you're the only one in town!
There we go. I tried to be original. It's just a parody. I love the song "Fins" and hope that you guys will think this is funny. Oh God I hope I don't get sued. If you don't like it, you have no soul or sense of humor.