Carmelita plays Candy Crush

by strawberry snicket

I have been tasked with writing down what transpires when a young lady by the name of Carmelita Spats plays Candy Crush Saga. You, however, have no such obligation, so if such a story causes you too much nausea, headaches, and/or uncontrollable yodeling, I urge you to read something happier. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.

1. candy crush

So, in this fic, Carmelita plays Candy Crush Saga. Enjoy. You like? I'll make more chapters. You don't like? The story stops here.

In the universe in a galaxy on a planet on a continent in a country in a city in a boarding school called Prufrock Prep in dormitory 306 was a nasty little girl named Carmelita Spats. Carmelita Spats slid under the covers so nobody would see her and tell Nero. Then, she turned on her tablet and played Candy Crush Saga.

Carmelita had a love/hate relationship with it. She liked the daily booster wheel, the overall game, and the candy. She hated impossible levels, Jelly Levels especially, and being forced to:

PAY for more lives

PAY for more moves

PAY for powerups

PAY for the ability to PAY for more lives, moves, and powerups.

Deep inside Carmelita's heart was the hidden sadness that drove her to try the game in the first place. She ignored this because after all, it was free, so it had to be either boring or impossible. Carmelita deemed it both.

Carmelita was on level 68 in Odus-Land, so she went there. It was a jelly level. She had 5 lives. The first was spent accidentally tipping Odus the owl. Next, she ran out of that she accidentally quit the game. Then, she did not clear the jelly. Last, she tipped Odus again.

"I HATE YOU ODUS!" Carmelita screamed, throwing her tablet to the floor. She cried herself to sleep after that for no reason.