A/N: (lightning strikes computer) Muahahahaha! This collection is alive! ALIVE! (ahem) Okay, so it's back, and I've fixed things, like the fact I wrote this all with no spell-check at first. And there shall be more... Not that anyone cares... (cries in lonely corner)
Flawed Argument
"Have you ever considered letting Om into your heart?" Visit asked cheerfully, brandishing one of his ubiquitous pamphlets.
Well, I'm not using it, Reg thought cynically. "Not really," he said aloud.
"But Om accepts the loyal into eternal paradise--"
"Er, Washpot?"
"Yes?"
Has it escaped your notice that I'm--might as well come out and say it--dead?
"No," Visit replied slowly.
"Does it not follow that if I wanted an eternal paradise afterlife, I would, in fact, already be there?'
"I suppose so..." the Omian sighed. "Well, then... er... Right." He stalked off somewhat dejectedly to evangelize elsewhere.
Poor guy, Reg was surprised to find himself thinking. At least he's trying.