Okay, this is something I wrote one day during I.C.T. class. It is completely random. I don't know what I was thinking. Must have been high.
But yeah...I uploaded it anyway.

Warning: Contains yaoi, if you dont like, then dont read. Dont read if you cant stand randomness.

Disclaimer: I dont own any of the Kingdom Hearts characters.

Chapter One

Once upon a time, there was a fat ugly man living in a castle. But we don't care about him. This story will focus on a bright little boy called Demyx. Now, Demyx lived happily with his four brothers and sisters, his mommy and his daddy. They had a nice little house in the country that was quite far away from any town so no one ever bothered them. But you see, the problem with living so far away from everything and not having any means of communication, aka telephone, was that when something went wrong, there would be no one to help them. And something did go wrong.

One day, while they were happily drinking tea around the fire, a mob of foul smelling, putrid zombies barged into the house and demanded for all the money and jewels that they had. Demyx's mum was very attached to her jewellery, so she told them to bugger off and rob someone else. The zombies weren't very bright, but they knew an insult when they heard one. And this was definitely not something they were going to take lying down. So they growled furiously (yes, zombies growl) and warned the happy family that they were very hungry from their trip and wanted the money to buy some hamburgers. But she still refused,

"No! I will die before anyone gets their hands on my jewellery!"

The zombie leader then thought up a wonderful plan. "Why don't we just eat them? Then we won't have to steal their money and buy hamburgers!"

"Yeah, good idea boss! I looooove brains…."

The family could not understand what they were saying, because they did not know how to speak zombie, so they had no clue of what was about to happen to them. The zombies stared at them, lust and hunger in their eyes and in minutes, they had devoured all but little Demyx, who was crying in the corner."

"What shall we do with the little one?"

"I'm……way too….full….cant eat another bite…."

"Me too…."

"But his crying is so annoying….someone silence him…"

"You do it."

"No! You do it!"

"You!"

And so the five zombies stood there fighting over who was going to eat him because they were too full to be bothered eating him. This just sounded like moans and growls to Demyx of course. He kept crying, wondering why this had to happen to him, today of all days, because he was going to miss his favourite TV show.

Suddenly, a man with brilliant red hair and emerald green eyes burst into the room.

"Yo, sup people! Axel's in the house!"

The zombies screamed in terror when they saw him and ran away to rob a bank or two. Demyx just stared in wonder at the mega sexy man who had just appeared in his living room. He wiped the tears away on the corner of his sleeve before timidly asking, "W-who are you?"

"The name's Axel, Got it memorized?"

Taken aback by the mans strange speech pattern, he merely nodded.

"So, like, watcha doing on the floor?"

"Um...well, those zombies just ate my family."

"Did they now?"

"Uh huh."

"That doesn't explain why you're sitting on the floor."

"Yes it does!"

"No it doesn't!"

"It does!"

"I say it doesn't and I'm hot, so what I say goes."

"Fine! But you're not that hot!"

"I'm the world's hottest man." He pulled out a magazine from his pocket and held it up proudly. "See? Axel Maxwell, voted worlds hottest man, thanks to the 'Worlds Hottest Men' magazine, with a total of 50 000 000 votes." He shoved it Demyx's face with an I-told-you-so grin.

"...I don't care what some stupid magazine and 50 000 000 people say! I still think that I've seen hotter."

"Yeah? Who then?!"

He sighed dreamily before continuing, "Zexion Williams..."

"Huh? Oh him...that emo singer."

"Oh yeah...he's sooooooooooo sexy...I saw him once at the shops, and he...walked right past me. It was like so amazing!"

"Pssh. Fanboy. That's so pathetic." Axel put on a tough boy look, but deep down he was deeply hurt by the boy's reaction. You see, he found Demyx to be quite attractive-but not as attractive as Roxas, his other friend.

"Someone like you wouldn't understand!"

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Hmph. Exactly my point."

"Whatever! I'm leaving now."

"Noooooooooooooo! Don't leave meeeeeeee! I don't have anywhere to go!"

He glanced over at Demyx and when he saw the sad puppy face he was pulling, his expression immediately softened. "Fine...You can come."

"Yay!Omgthankssomuchyouwontregrethelpingmei'llmakeituptoyousomehow,youaresokind,omgi'mhungry,iwantsomefoodletsgoSHOPPING!!"

"Whoa, sow down, I can't understand you dude."

"So sorry…I said that I was hungry…."

"Oh, okay. Let's go get some chow then."

"Yahoo! I want Ramen!"

"What? I'm not in the mood for ramen…"

"RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN!!"

"Okay, okay, we'll get some ramen…"

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

He sighed and followed the skipping Demyx out the house and to his car. When he saw how the blonde reacted upon seeing his totally sick ride, he merely shook his head in amusement. Taking care of this boy was going to be hell. But at the same time, he knew he would enjoy it. His life hadn't been this interesting for a long time.

"Hey, wait up kid!"

"My name's not kid! It's Demyx!"

"Alright then, Demyx, take it easy or you'll hurt yourself."

"Will not!"

"Yeah, but I don't want anything happening to my car."

"Oh yeah…..your precious car…" He felt a little bit hurt but didn't show it.

'I thought he was actually concerned about me then…maybe that's just wishful thinking.'

"C'mon, let's get going!" Axel called out from the front seat of his Ferrari.

"Okie dokie." Demyx nodded and jumped into the passenger's seat.

'Oh well, I have a feeling that I'll have a good time with this weirdo. And I have no where else to go and no more remaining family, so if I play my cards right, I might be able to convince him to let me live with him. That would be so awesome since he's mega rich! Imagine what I could do with all his money!!'

He started drooling with a dreamy look on his face as he imagined a life where he was rich and everybody loved him.

Axel smiled when he saw him but thought he was only drooling because he was thinking about the ramen.

'This kid must like ramen, A LOT.'

"So…kid-ah…I mean Demyx…we're nearly there…so um…"

"……OMG!"

"What?!"

"I saw a cow!"

"………well, yeah…cows live in the country y'know…"

"Do they?!"

"Yeah…hey, you've lived in the country your whole life! Shouldn't you know that?!"

"Well……um…." He paused for a moment deep in thought. "I kinda didn't go outside…and we live further up in the mountains so cows don't visit us…"

"How come you never went outside?"

"…I don't know. I'm a little scared, I guess…"

"Scared of what exactly?"

"…My sister got eaten by a snake one day…so after that, mum didn't want us going outside anymore."

"Oh…well that sucks."

"But it's okay, because I ate the snake!"

"Why the hell would you eat a snake?!"

"Dunno…cause it ate my sister?"

"……right…let's talk about something else, shall we?"

"Okay! Did you know that sheep fly?"

"Huh? Sheep don't fly you idiot."

"Yes they do! I saw one!"

"Did you now?"

"Yes! It was flying and going 'wheeee'!!"

"…of course…"

'Is this kid insane or something? I gotta ditch him real soon…'

"Look, look, a butterfly! Yaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!"

'Yep. He's definitely lost it.'

"I'm huuuunngggrrrrryyyyyyyyyy……….."

"We're nearly there…"

"But I want food now! Axel, can I eat you?"

"No!"

"Awww, pleeeeeaaaaasseeeee?"

"No!!"

"Pretty please?"

"NO!"

"Pretty please with cherries on top?"

"NO!!"

"…you don't have to yell! Why are you so mean?!" He started crying and tried to open the door, wanting to jump out.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?! We're going 100km/k! Are you trying to kill yourself?!" He grabbed the struggling Demyx and pulled him back inside the car.

"NOO! LET ME GO! SOMEBODY HELP!! I'M BEING ABDUCTED!!"

"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!"

The passengers in the car next to them looked with a raised eyebrow. But it didn't bother them, since they had seen weirder. After all, they were members of the Yaoi Mafia.

By the time Axel had finally managed to calm down the hysterical Demyx, the car was lying in a ditch. It can be very hard to control a car going so fast when you have a screaming kid kicking your face in.

"Look what you did to my car!!"

"I didn't do nothing. You were the one driving." He pointed out innocently.

"Grrr…..that's it! You can find someone else to annoy! I'm leaving!"

Thinking that he was only joking, Demyx didn't take him seriously. "How are you going to leave when you don't have a car?"

"I don't know! I don't care!! As long as I get away from you!" He stormed off in the direction of the nearest fuel station.

"Wait for me!" Demyx quickly followed. "I…said…wait!" He had to run to try and keep up with the furious redhead.

"Get lost! I meant what I said before!"

"…You did?"

"Yes!! I don't want to see you ever again!"

"…" He stopped walking and lowered his head, staring at the pavement.

"Finally!"

"……"

"Don't '…' me!"

"………"

"I said stop it!!" He turned around and nearly fainted from guilt when he saw the boy staring at him with silent tears streaming down his face.

"I-I'm sorry…Axel…kun…"

"I…I'm not…I'm not guilty! D-don't look at me like t-that…"

"……I'm sorry…"

"No……FOR PETE'S SAKE, STOP BLOODY CRYING!!"

"…sniff…"

At that moment, Axel was about to tear all his hair out and scream when a car pulled up next to him; the driver being the last person that he wanted to see right now.

"Picking on kids now, are we? And I thought you couldn't sink any lower Axel."

When Demyx saw the owner of the voice, his eyes immediately lit up; all previous tears disappearing. "T-that's…!!"

"Why hello, Demyx."

Okay, dont say I didnt warn you. This is completely wierd. I dont know why I bothered to upload it...if anyone wants to read the next three chapters, I will upload them.