"Once upon a time there was a cat. He had wings. The end." said MotherGooseclaw. She was a purple cat with glasses.
"Wow! That was a great story!" said Underpaw, a brown tom wearing underpants.
"That was so touching." said Dramakit, wiping away a tear with her claw.
"Underpaw, get your butt over here!" said SirGeorgetheSecondstar. "Blah, blah, blah your name is Underpants." He said.
"Yaaaay!" said Underpants, "I'm gonna hunt."
Underpants snuck loudly through the clouds.
"I'M FLYING!" he screamed. Suddenly, he saw a unicorn.
"WHEEEE!" he said as he jumped on it. "I'M IN A RODEO!"
Finally, the unicorn got so tired that it turned into a burrito. (Lol every time you eat a burrito, you are really eating a unicorn! That's how they went extinct!)
"BURRITOS! MEXICAN PARTY!" Underpants yowled.
"WHAT?" said everyone.
~5 seconds later~
"Aww." said the cats. "The burritos are gone."
Suddenly, "UNICORN ATTACK!" said Randomkit who was riding a snail. "THIS FEROCIOUS TACO I AM RIDING ON SHALL DESTROY YOU!"
"Taco?" said Raritypurple. "TACO!" she said and she ate the snail.
"NO! YOU HAVE MURDERED MY MINION DAVE!" mourned Randomkit.
A bunch of Dave (from Despicable Me) fan girls trampled over Randomkit and Raritypurple.
"Ohhh, my shoes." said Raritypurple.
"Grrr." Growled Randomkit.
"Ahehehe," whimpered Raritypurple.
Randomkit jumped on her and attacked Raritypurple. In conclusion, Raritypurple got Randomkit a butterfly named Dave as a replacement minion for the snail.
A/N: Please review. I'll try to update soon.