YAY! Lets all emasculate and hurt the Twi- Guys ( but mainly Edward)' feelings and make them feel bad!!!!!!!
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as Bella sat down on the couch in the Cullen's living room, Edward and Emmett came in with a big bag from petsmart.
" What are those, you guys" Bella asked, even though she wasn't sure if she wanted to know.
" Presents....heheheee" Emmett answered. "For WHO?" Bella asked. "For JAKEY CAKES" Edward said, pulling out a hot pink hounds-tooth collar and leash set. The collar had a huge pimped out dog bone charm dangling from it. It was made of hot pink rhinestones. On it, the words: 'Name: Jake E. Cakes. If found, cal 1-800-SEXYBEAST ( 1-800-739-923278) and we will give the location where you can drop our much-loved mutt off at.' were engraved on it. Obviously, it was a HUGE tag. "And that's not it" Emmett said as he dumped the entire contents of the Petsmart bag onto the ground. There was a leopard print bed bigger than Emmett's biceps and triceps TOGETHER ( THAT"S HUGE :D XD), seventeen squeaky toys, and twelve bags of dog food. " That's enough food for two month's worth of sleepovers at the still unbroken house right there, Bella. We were going to ask Nessie to give it to him for Christmas.
" No, ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!" Bella Shouted. " I want to give it to him!!!".
" Fine, ruin our daughters fun, Bella" Edward said.
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a/n: next chapter coming soon!!! also, if youve ever listened to the song " A praise chorus" by Jimmy Eat World, then I have a question. In the line "Things are never gonna be the way you 's it gonna get you acting serious?" doesn't it sound like he's saying "Things are never gonna be the way you 's it gonna get you acting siwwayy, yeah.?instead? ( siwway is like silly or sill-ay ) randr plezles