Queen Of The Slayer-Drama dialogue
A meeting between Anne Boleyn and Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Buffy is walking in a graveyard on the hunt for some vampires to stake, and when she enters a mausoleum she comes across a woman. The woman is as pale as death so Buffy lunges at her assuming she must be a vampire.
"Stop! In the name of the Queen" the pale woman commanded, holding up a shaking hand.
"Huh? The Queen? Queen of what exactly?" Buffy asks, lowering her stake in confusion.
"You foolish girl, bow before your Queen or I will have you arrested and thrown into the Tower on charges of treason!"
"The Tower? Oh boy…" Buffy said aloud, suddenly spotting the B for Boleyn necklace and finally realizing just whom she was talking to.
"Now I may have flunked history last semester, but aren't you Anne Boleyn, King Henry the VIII's wife?"
Anne frowned.
"I am quite certain I have no idea what you are talking about but yes I am the Queen of England, so bow!"
"Uh you do know you're a ghost right?" Buffy said, hoping she didn't have to tell the Queen of England that she was dead.
"Yes I know that, but I am still The Queen Of England, from the day I was crowned, and I will remain so until the moment I cease to exist."
Wisely choosing not to say that she had been dead for hundreds of years and that England had another Queen now, Buffy bowed her head obediently, after all even she couldn't fight a Queen.
The End
Written By Chelsea Butcher 9 White 2009