Cullen's have a PAR-TAY!!!

RPOV

I was lounging on the couch with my brother Jasper, watching my adorable husband Emmett, and my sister Alice playing Guitar Hero. Emmett bet Alice that he could get a perfect score on the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert. Of course Alice agreed with a sly smile. She probably saw herself winning the bet. So far both were giving a flawless performance. Emmett was determined though to win. I could see him thinking of a plan to make Alice mess up.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you" Alice said in her sugary sweet voice, "I think you'd be quite sad if you broke the game."

"Why do you spoil all my fun Alice?" he said angrily

"Because I like winning," she said as she pushed the wrong button on Emmett's guitar ruining his perfect performance. Emmett growled at Alice, who looked at Emmett and laughed, unafraid of his menacing face.

Then Emmett broke out into a smile and laughed "Sometimes Alice, you are HUGELY annoying".

"That's why you love me," she said twirling around gracefully, and then sitting in Jaspers lap. Then a HUGE evil smile broke across her face, as she went into a blank face.

"Oh god, Alice, what now?" I asked, scared of her reply. Jasper sent out a wave of calm, we would need it when she answered.

"You'll find out in exactly one minute," she replied.

Then Edward and Bella came into the living room. "What are you all doing?" asked Edward. Like he needed to know. He could just read our minds to find out; he was only doing it for Bella's sake. Bella was the worst thing that could've happened to our family, but the best thing for Edward, and I hated her for it. Edward growled as he heard my thoughts.

"Alice had a vision," said Jasper calmly. He was the only one who could really deal with Alice's craziness.

"Oh, so Edward what are we doing this weekend since Carlisle and Esme are gone this weekend?" Bella asked innocently, not knowing what would happen when she said that sentence.

"Carlisle and Esme are gone?" Emmett asked innocently.

"Oh Bella, love, I really wish you hadn't said that," Edward said as he place his face in his hands.

"Why?" she asked. Was she really that dumb?

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Emmett screamed in his booming voice, with an evil glint in his eyes.

Alice jumped up and high-fived Emmett with the same evil glint in her eyes.

"Oh no," Edward and I said as the same time. Jasper seemed to have died, as he fell on the couch, with his eyes closed, and was not breathing.

"Oh," was all Bella said.

"Congratulations Bella, you've won the understatement of the year award," I said menacingly.

"Be nice Rosie, baby" Emmett said. I shot him my worst glance.

"Is there any way we can talk you two out of this?" Jasper asked wearily.

"Nope," Alice said, as she began dialing the phone to invite every teenager in Fork. I wasn't exaggerating.

"Well I guess we have to deal with it," Jasper said calmly.

"Traitor," I said low enough for only him to hear as I flipped my hair.