Dear Santa
I have been so good this year Santa, I swear. I have listened when Sir Jonathan teaches me to read and write, and I always do what father says, well unless it's silly, and I never go and play with the Knights swords when they aren't looking... not much anyways, and I always eat my vegetables, or make the dog eat them for me. That's good right? Cause the dog needs to eat his vegetables.
Anyways I would really, really like a sword for Christmas. And a real sword, not a wooden one like all the other little boys! I mean Santa, I am to be king one day, so I will need to know how to use a real sword, and not just a wooden one. Can it have my name on it... cause then everyone will know it's mine and that I have a real sword, and they will be dead jealous because they don't have a real sword like my sword!
Also Santa I would like a new crown, cause my old one really isn't very good! I mean, father's one is so much better than mine, so much bigger! It's not fair, just because he's the king doesn't mean he gets to have a bigger crown. Make sure it has those red gems in it... rubies? I like red, it makes me look cool and important cause red is the colour of Camelot!
Also for Christmas I would to be able to grow up, and be 21 so I can be a Knight of Camelot and go on amazing adventures and fight the bad guys! But I don't want to go and save girls, ew! No, who on earth would want to save them? If they are silly enough to get themselves caught by a monster then they deserve to get eaten! But Santa, don't make be older than 21, cause I don't want to be too old, like an old man with grey hair and stuff.
Can you please take Morgana with you when you go! I don't like her very much at all. She just showed up here, in father's castle and just started living her, just cause her dad died. Rude! And she never wants to play with me, all she wants to do is see her dad, and then she can't cause he's dead, and I don't think she understands that cause I think she's a bit dim. So Santa please take her with you, or at least make her more fun!
Finally Santa I want to ask you to bring back my mother. I have never met her and I want to because she is my mother, and everyone else has a mother. I don't want her to do embarrassing stuff like hug me in public or scrub dirt stains off my cheek with her hankie, but I want her to read me stories at night, and to hug me in private, and to tell me she loves me, and to spoil me rotten. I just want a mother. Please Santa, bring her back for me...
Love Arthur Pendragon