Saylo Tells a Little Story
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Authors note; well I finally got around to posting something, this is an oneshot of my sig characters past, though it takes place in the present-ish. you may need to read the Tides of War RP to understand who the characters are. Don't bother saying how bad it is because I know it stinks (no pun intended), if you do like it then feel free to leave a review. also don't bother debating where this should be posted as it is after the oblivion crisis in Yokuda.
Disclaimer; I do not own anything or anyone except Saylo and his brothers so don't sue me (not that I have any cash)
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Saylo leaned back his feet resting on a log in front of the fire that was blazing heartily, his friends leaned closer eager to hear his story
"Well?" said Dan seeming interested in what the ordinator had to say.
"Alright, if you've ever been to Mournhold then you have seen all those sewer access hatches, well under them are more tunnels than you could find in any other city, and in them are all sorts of creatures, everything from undead to goblins." Saylo said stretching his arms above his head.
"Well my brothers and I went into the sewers from the temple basement to find the source of the crimson plague. When we reached the eastern area we found a few skeletons which was easy enough, we turn around the corner and get hit with this mass paralyze spell, this lich comes floating around the corner and instead of trying to kill us starts this terrible monolog about how feeble we are and how the crimson plague will destroy the city. The stupid lich is too busy talking to notice that the spell has worn off. All at once we just start hacking her, at least I think it was a her at one point, to pieces, she stars screaming and tosses Gail across the room, I literally rip off her arm and start beating her with it. Then Gail picks up this rat and throws it at her, I'm serious he threw a freaking rat at a lich, it knocked her down, though I think it was out of surprise rather than force, and so Ran being the total psychopath he is goes and curb stomps her head off."
Everyone looked on in surprise as Saylo said this taking a drink from his canteen. The Ordinator wipe his mouth off with his sleeve and continued with his gruesome story
"So there we are with maggots pouring out of this liches skull and the entire area infected with the crimson Plague, so I got the bright idea of burning the body as it seems to be the source of the plague, well I pull out a torch and Rin lights it, we had been using night eye on orders from the temple, though we did not know why, and we learned that shit burns fast so the whole area is on fire and you can smell burning crap everywhere in the city, the temple pulled the biggest cover up I know of and blamed it on this group of rebels in a vacant manor" Saylo finished with a content look on his face.
Everyone continued to look at Saylo with looks of utter disbelief on their faces.
"well on the bright side we got rid of the plague"