Stranger Things happen at My Hero Academy
Chapter 1: Strange Assistance
Sorry for any grammar mistakes, OOCness or anything else that might make this story suck. Hope you enjoy.
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Jane Ives. A weirdo, to say the least. She was the kind of girl who one would think would need to see a psychiatrist, but was mentally completely fine. She had a bit of an odd attitude. She would sometimes just talk in one to five-word sentence, sometimes stared off into space as if looking at something that wasn't there, and all the time, she always used a unique vocabulary. These were only a few reasons as to why she was considered and often called a weirdo.
She usually wore a white dress that went down to her knees, a blue jean jacket, and white tennis shoes. She was wearing this now. She also had brown eyes and wore her hair extremely short-cropped so that she almost looked bald (She basically is wearing her disguise from season 1 without the blonde wig). This girl was currently walking down a street carrying grocery bags in both hands, having just went shopping.
She was currently listening to music and she was deep into it, so she didn't notice when a crowd of people were running away. However, she suddenly opened her eyes when she felt that a crowd of people was about to run straight into her. As the crowd passed her, she quickly moved to a spot where she didn't get pushed too hard by anyone. When the crowd passed she saw why they were running. Two giant figures were fighting in the middle of the street. One of the figures was Mt. Lady. Jane didn't know much about her, only that she had recently become a professional hero. The other figure was something that looked like a giant mummy. It was wrapped in dark-brown cloth-looking material.
They were fighting, but Mt. Lady seemed like she was slightly losing. Jane looked around and saw a lamppost close to where the two giants were fighting.
"Hmm." Jane thought, "Seems large enough." When she thought about what she would do, she dropped the grocery bags to the ground, stopped the music, took off the headphones and leapt into action.
She ran like hell to where the lamppost was. Luckily for her, it was just behind Mt. Lady and far enough away from the fight. She had no trouble reaching the lamppost and looking for a high enough place to stand. Fortunately, there was a building next to the lamppost that was just the right size to stand on. She braced herself, and jumped onto a ledge of the building's fire escape. She jumped onto a higher ledge and then onto the roof of the building. She then looked down to the lamppost, held her hands down toward it, and focused. The ground around the lamppost started to crack slightly and the lamppost slightly lifted. Seeing and feeling this, she then raised her hands up higher and the lamppost almost shot up toward her height level. Suddenly, Mt. Lady was forced back directly in front of Jane, which was perfect.
"Ms. Mt. Lady!" Jane called out to her, getting her attention. She looked over at Jane.
"Use this!" Jane said as she mentally threw the lamppost to Mt. Lady, who caught it and looked at it for a second with a slightly confused expression on her face.
Suddenly, the look of confusion quickly turned into a look of realization. There was still a piece of concrete stuck to the bottom of the lamppost. The giant mummy was starting to attack her. She took the post and swung it like a baseball bat, hitting the mummy on the side of its head with the concrete end of the post. This blasted the mummy to the side (Thankfully away from Jane), and knocked it out. It fell to the ground.
Mt. Lady looked at Jane. "Thank you for your help, little girl." She smiled at Jane but then frowned, "But you should've stayed away. It was dangerous."
"I know." Jane said, then held out her hand. She shot out a blast of energy that looked like a sonic blast and hit Mt. Lady in the face. However, instead of being blasted backward, Mt. Lady went wide-eyed and her face then went expressionless. She stood still, not moving so much as an inch. Jane then moved down the fire escape in small jumps from ledge to ledge and then landed on the ground. She wiped her nose, seeing what she expected to see. A bit of blood was on her finger. Thankfully, there wasn't any more and she didn't get a headache this time. She was about to go before she heard something,
"Wooooaaahhh."
She whipped around to see three people, looking generally around the whole scene. The unconscious giant mummy, the practically frozen Mt. Lady, the lamppost ripped out from the ground, and finally, Jane herself. She didn't want to assume, but these people seemed like random wanna-be thugs, what with one wearing a white t-shirt that seemed two sizes too large for him and a backwards baseball cap-looking hat, another wearing a black t-shirt with a white skull and crossbones on it and a black beanie, the third wearing a white t-shirt with the words 'thug life' all in capitals as its design, and all three of them wearing jeans that were being worn with the waist three inches below their waists. Jane could tell that they were about to give her ridiculous compliments. Her suspicions were confirmed when one of them said,
"That was awesome! The way you ran here so fast and jumped up on the building like it was nothing was sick!"
"Thank you." Jane said.
"And the way," Another started, "you just went total psychic and lifted that pole outta the ground like nothin' like a total gangster, girl. Absolute awesomeness."
"Thank you." Jane said again as she started to lift her hand toward the trio. She stopped immediately when she heard one of them say,
"That was totally bitchin'."
She put down her arm and said, "What did you just say?"
The person who said that explained, "Bitchin'."
"What's that supposed to mean?" She asked him.
"Huh?" The guy looked at her, a small look of confusion on his face.
"I said," Jane repeated, "What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's just slang." He said, "It's like another word for awesome, cool- "
"Do you mind," Jane pulled a 3x5 card and a pen from her pocket, "spelling that out for me?"
"Umm, okay." One of them said, "It's 'bitch' with an i-n, and an apostrophe on the end."
"Okay," Said Jane, "but how do you actually spell it?"
"Umm," Said the guy, "b-i-t-c-h-i-n, and an apostrophe where a 'g' would be."
"Thank you." Jane then rose her arm with her hand stretched toward the trio like she did with Mt. Lady. She sent a visible sonic wave toward them, and they froze in place with expressionless faces like Mt. Lady. Jane then put the note card into her pocket, turned around walked back to where the grocery bags were, picked them up, and started back to her house.
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