Naruto On Drugs
This is a series of events that will NEVER EVER happen, just the FYI...
"BONZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!", Sakura screamed.
Ten seconds later.
Sasuke lay on the ground with a knife in his arm, He looked at the phyco who stabbed him five times, then forced him to listen to 'Banana Phone' full blast over and over again.
Then Paris Hilton...
Then some random bad music she found while looking for ways to torture him cruelly...
He just stared at the girl and...
Woke up.
"Dude this is so fucked up!"
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IN THE TOOOOOOOWN
WHERE I WAS BOOOOOOORN
THERE LIVE A MAAAAAAAAAAAN
WHO SAILED TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
CHUG
AND HE TOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
US OF HIS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
IN THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAND
OF SUBMARINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
hic
"GO HOME NARUTO YOU'RE DRUNK!"
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"Hi guys."
"OMI FUCKING SHIT LEE ISN"T WEARING SPANDEX!!!!!!"
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The girls smiled, then laughed their heads off...
Then she pressed 'post'
Welcome to the Ninja HOMEPAGE!
To start our day, let's read some how to lists...
How To Piss Off Sasuke
1, Call him a girl
2, Call him Gay
3, Call him Bi
4, TP his mansion
5, Cut his hair
6, Burn his hair
7, Burn him
8, Laugh as he panics
9, Get him a doll for his birthday
10, Tell him Sakura will never love him
11, Tell him Sakura plans on cooking him alive
12, Tell him Sakura's a vampire and she thirsts for his blood
13, Pay Sakura to bite his neck
14, Laugh as he screams
15, Tell him you wrote this
How To Piss Off Naruto
1, Tell him Sai's right about him
2, Claim you saw Hinata making out with Gaara
3, Claim you saw Hinata making out with Kiba
4, Claim you saw Hinata making out with Sasuke
5, Die his hair hot pink
6, Take pictures and post them on the internet
7, Burn all his Ramen
8, Right in front of him
9, Burn the Ramen stand down
10, Convince Tsunade that Ramen is offencive
11, Have her get rid of all the Ramen in Konoha
12, Laugh as Naruto cries
13, Ask him if he's interested in Sai
14, When he saws no, nudge him and wink
15, Tell him you wrote this
More to come, REVIEW! (This was written by Panda)