"Straight Shot To Nirvana"
Chapter one: The Merge
And we sing this morning
that wonderful and grand old message.
I don't know about you but I never get tired of it
Number 99: Just As I Am.
I'm a mountain that has been moved
I'm a river that is all dried up
I'm an ocean nothing floats on
I'm a sky that nothing wants to fly in
I'm a sun that doesn't burn hot
I'm a moon that never shows it's face
I'm a mouth that doesn't smile
I'm a word that no one ever wants to say.
I never get tired of it
"Wow, I love it Beca. It sounds awesome!"
Beca stood by intently watching her best friend Rachel as she listened to her remix of her song. "Yeah?"
"Oh for sure! I love it!" Rachel pressed play once more her voice echoing out of the speakers.
"I was thinking we could make a music video for it. Get it out there." the blue eyed brunette announced.
"I have this friend Mike he is the best dancer I've ever met. I bet we could get my friend Artie to film it and Mike can dance to it. What do you think?" Rachel asked her friend who was still biting her thumb nail a nervous habit she had since they were kids.
"Do you think they would do it?"
"I don't see why not."
Soon a blonde girl walked into Beca's room "We have an Aca-emergency Beca."
"What the hell Aubrey knock much!?" Beca shouted at the blonde who walked in. "What the hell is this? I am so sorry Rachel."
"Beca!" red hair flew everywhere covering Beca's face
"Chlo can't breath suffocating."
Aubrey rolled her eyes at her friends toner before looking towards the other brunette.
"Rachel Berry; captain of the McKinley high New Directions I'm-."
"Aubrey Posen; captain of the Barden Bellas." Rachel smiled cutting her off and shaking the blondes hand.
"You have such a powerful voice! You led New Directions to victory." Aubrey smiled gushing over the songstress.
"Watch out Aubrey we can see your toner." Beca smirked receiving a glare from the long legged blonde.
"Hi, Rachel, I'm Chloe!" The redhead beamed shaking her hand. "Aubrey is right you have impeccable talent. Sorry for barging in on your time with Beca."
"Well thanks Chloe. It's okay I think we were done here anyway." Rachel smiled putting her hands in her pockets.
"Wait why did you barge in here?" Beca asked her captain who sighed.
"I better go." Rachel began grabbing her things when Aubrey put her hand on her arm. "Actually this sort of involves you too."
"What is it?" Beca asked once more.
"We have to wait for the other Bellas." Aubrey said looking out of Becas window.
"Here let's all go down to the living room before the rest of the Bellas get here." Beca walked out letting her friends follow.
"Hey girls do you want anything to snack on?" Beca's mom Cathy asked with a smile on.
"No thanks but hey mom how about never letting Aubrey barge in again?"
"Beca don't be rude." Cathy scolded her.
"I'm just saying Rachel and I could have been doing things in there."
"Whoa! I swear Cathy we have never ever done anything whatsoever!" Rachel panicked her cheeks flushed.
"I know sweetie." Cathy just laughed before walking back into her office.
"Jeez Rachel of course my mom knew I was joking around." Beca rolled her eyes.
"Still Bec you're like a sister to me just the mere thought of us in that way is incredibly repulsive."
"Thanks is this how you get all of your girlfriend's?" the DJ grumbled making Rachel finally sit down on the couch.
"Do you mind telling me what it is?" Rachel asked Bellas captain with her charming smile. Beca knew all the tricks Rachel had to get what she wants. She usually got it not because she whined until she got her way. No she would always pull out the charm making everyone who fell into her trap give in.
"Um…" Aubrey looked torn on one hand she wanted to wait that way everyone would know at once but on another hand Rachel wasn't apart of the Bellas. "My uncle is the superintendent for public schools in our county. He told my dad today that they are going to merge Barden and McKinley together."
"What?!" the two small girls said in unison.
"That's insane! That means everything that I have been working my ass off for was for not." Rachel stood up pacing back in forth. "I have to start all over. I don't have enough time. Beca, I don't have enough time!" Rachel shouted grabbing her best friend by the shoulders.
"Whoa dude chill there's time… What are you talking about?"
"I can't chill! My class ranking is probably gonna get fucked along with my position on the team and clubs."
"You're the best player on the football team you're the captain right? How many clubs are you in?" Beca asked not sure what she was talking about.
"I'm captain of the football team, soccer team, glee club, and a few others. Now this means the players from Barden are gonna try to snag my varsity spot. I worked my ass off for that spot. Oh no Glee club. They're gonna freak. I have to call them. I have to call Mr Shue." Rachel walked off taking her phone out.
"I didn't think about that." Aubrey gasped. "Our grades Chloe!"
Chloe turned to comfort her best friend before she puked all over the place.
"Sorry about Rachel she's just really passionate about… Well everything."
"She has the right to be Beca! This is the year it really and truly counts." Aubrey snapped freaking herself out even more.
"We all just need to calm down I'm sure our rankings will change but our grades won't." Chloe assured the blonde.
"Aubrey thank you for letting me know about the merger. Now if you lovely ladies will excuse me I have a glee club meet to set up." Rachel threw on her ray bans grabbed her keys and guitar.
"Wait! What if we all meet up?" Aubrey suggested standing up causing Rachel to remove her sunglasses.
"While I admire the thought. I think it would be too much too fast.. They aren't prone to change." Rachel could already imagine everyone causing a riot.
"Maybe if they all met things wouldn't be as bad as when school starts." the redhead smiled getting on her feet.
"Aubrey, do you know when they will announce the merger?" Beca asked standing up as well.
"They should on the 7 o'clock news tonight."
"Alright well how about we let everyone know, and then invite them to a party tomorrow. That way everyone will know what they are getting into rather than our friends going in blind."
"That is a great idea Beca!" Chloe beamed hugging the small girl
"Whoa Chlo personal bubble invasion!"
"We could have it at my place." Rachel chimed in sitting back down.
"Alright I'll go ahead and let the Bellas know and tell them the meet up can wait until tomorrow. Rachel could I have your number and address?" the blonde whipped out her phone.
"Sheesh Aubrey take her out for dinner first." the tiny DJ laughed at the death glare she received. Rachel chose not to embarrass her new friend further and took her phone.
"Thank you." the blonde smiled taking her phone back.
"No problem! I'll go ahead and let my fellow glee clubbers know what's going on." Rachel smiled taking out her phone and going online to facebook.
"I'll let the Trebles know." Beca sighed.
Quinn Fabray, Brittany S. Pierce, Santana Lopez, Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman, Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Artie Abrams
Rachel: I wanted to let you all know that Barden High is merging with our school. They will announce this later on the news.
Artie: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Kurt: Where did you get this information?
Rachel: I have a friend whose uncle is the superintendent.
Quinn: Who is your friend?
Finn: Wait what?
Santana: Barden students are now McKinley students God you take forever to understand things.
Finn: I know what she meant!
Santana: Yeah sure.
Finn: I hate you.
Brittany: San don't be mean.
Quinn: WHO WAS THE FRIEND?
Rachel: Quinn, please refrain from yelling at me.
Puck: Sweet I can't wait more tail AND I get to kick more loser ass!
Quinn: Well you never answered me. Also Puck you're a pig.
Puck: Well you're a ice queen also Rachel said don't worry about it.
Mercedes:This is bullshit.
Puck: No what's bullshit is the fact Rach tagged Quinn first, and not me! :(
Tina: The more the merrier right? :)
Mike: This^
Rachel: You're right Tina!
Finn: Rach, this means we have to defend our positions on the team!
Rachel: I actually thought about that. We would have had to do that anyway, Finn. Since Tanaka left they have been looking for people to replace him. I heard they found someone though the name is Beiste.
FInn: FML
Rachel: I wanted to tell all of you because I have some friends from Barden who I'm sure would like to join the glee club. We decided to hold a get together tomorrow night all of you are invited. Puck if you wanna bring the stuff you can, but please don't tell the school just us glee clubbers.
Puck: Got it.
Rachel: We we're all thinking 7 o'clock my place. We can all pitch in 5 bucks each that should be enough for pizza and other stuff.
"So since we're all here right now. What do you girls say to a movie night?" Aubrey grinned to excited to to keep still.
"I hate movies." Beca whined melting on the sofa.
"That's cause you're a robot. Also I kind of have plans tonight." Rachel smirked unable to hide her blushing smile.
"Awe!" the blued eyed blonde frowned she really wanted to get to know the famous glee clubber.
"Seriously again? You're whipped." Beca snorted sitting back up.
"You know Beca I don't even mind." Rachel chuckled she honestly didn't mind. She was madly in love.
"She demands too much of you Rach." The DJ only wanted the best for her bff.
"She's not that bad, Bec."
"I think it's sweet that you'd rather be with your girlfriend." Chloe smiled.
"Thanks." the brunette smiled it disappeared the moment Beca snorted.
"Is there a problem with your nasal glands Beca?" Rachel asked picking up her things.
"Rach, I only want what's best for you. I just don't want you to get hurt."
"I won't."
"Okay." the DJ sighed standing up giving her friend a side hug..
"It was nice meeting you lovely ladies." Rachel walked up to the two Bellas putting her hand out. Chloe smiled pushing the girls hand away engulfing her in a hug.
"We're going to be best friends I can feel it!" Chloe squeezed the smaller girl. "Ohhh you have abs don't you?"
"Jeez Chlo chill." the DJ rolled her eyes.
"It was great meeting you both." Rachel smiled shaking Aubrey's hand.
"Oh come on you two hug!" Chloe beamed pushing the two together.
Rachel just laughed hugging the taller girl.
"I better get going."
"Yeah before ice queen bites your head off." Beca muttered.
"Heard that!" Rachel said walking towards the door. "Be nice Bec, I'll see all of you tomorrow maybe we could all get together before hand to get stuff ready."
"Sounds great! See you tomorrow!" Aubrey smiled waving goodbye to the brunette before turning to the DJ. "I can not believe you didn't tell me you are best friends with the Rachel Berry!"
"Whoa it's just Rachel." Beca snorted sitting back down.
"No Beca she is an amazing singer! She is definitely going to be famous." Aubrey gushed.
"Wow you're blushing!" Beca laughed. "If you wanna date her maybe I could help you. I would rather it be you than this other girl she's boinking."
"I'm not into her!" Aubrey snapped.
"Come on Becs the girl she's with can't be that bad!" the redhead chimed in.
"She is though! She has Rachel around her finger and she knows it! On top of that she makes them keep their relationship a secret!"
"What's her name?" the blonde asked with a frown.
"I don't know if I can tell you guys. You'll probably end up meeting her, and I'd rather it not get out." Beca sighed laying her head back.
"Beca you know we can keep a secret. We'd never tell." Chloe put her hand on Beca's.
"Okay pretty little liar." Beca laughed getting up to get a drink.
"Please!" Chloe and Aubrey begged taking the drink Beca offered.
"Ugh fine, but if it gets out I will kill you both!"
"We swear or may our vocal cords be ripped out by wolves." The two Bellas said in unison.
"...It's Quinn Fabray."
A/N: So what did you think?
The song in the beginning is called "Daisy" (dubstep version) by Brand New
