Episode 1: Setting Sail
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Chris: Hello and welcome to another season of Total Drama! I have brought back 15 contestants of seasons past. Now,
the generation of contestants aren't equally represented, but I don't care! Let's introduce the contestants! First up
sarcastic quipper, Noah!
(Noah walks out and doesn't look excited at all.)
Noah: Great to be back.
Chris: Really?
Noah: No. Not at all.
Chris: Oh.. Next let's welcome back the kid who tried to steal my job, Topher!
(Topher runs out filled with energy.)
Topher: Great to be back! Chris I am SO sorry for trying to steal your job, it won't happen again, I'm here to win!
Chris: That's nice. Let's welcome back our two first ever finalists, Gwen and Owen!
(Owen runs out exactly as Topher did. and Gwen just walks out unhappy.)
Owen: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GREAT TO BE BACK MAN! WITH MY FAVORITE BUDDY TOO! HI NOAH!
Noah: Hey Owen.
Gwen: Ugh, another season of this? Heather isn't back is she?
Chris: She is!
(Heather walks out looking cocky as ever.)
Heather: And I'm winning this time.
Chris: Good luck with that. Dave and Sky!
(They come out arguing.)
Dave: Why did you have to bring me back with her?
Sky: Dave, I'm so sorry about the past. Can we just move on?
Dave: Not likely.
Chris: Trouble in paradise?
Sky: Shut up Chris.
Chris: Next up we have Beth!
(Beth runs out excitedly.)
Beth: Hey Chris! A lot has happened since my last season, huh?
Chris: You have no idea. Lightning!
(Lightning runs out and skids to a stop.)
Lightning: ShaBAM! I'm here to WIN! WOO!
Chris: Good to have you back, you may recognize, Zoey!
(Zoey walks out waving.)
Zoey: Hey! Looking forward to meeting more people!
Noah: Yeah, I'm sure you'll meet tons of friends.
Gwen: Shut up Noah. I'm sure you'll do fine, Zoey.
Zoey: Thanks!
Chris: Alright! Total Drama superfan Sierra!
(Sierra runs out squeeling.)
Sierra: EEEEEEEEE! I've been watching since Total Drama World Tour! I'm excited to meet some of the new contestants!
Chris: Oh like, Scott?
(Scott walks out.)
Scott: Hey Chris. I'm winning this time.
Sierra: He is the one who made it so interesting!
Scott: You're right I was, wasn't I?
Chris: Coming back from Action, the partier Geoff is here!
(Geoff jogs out.)
Geoff: Good to be back dude!
Chris: Also, the insane musician Trent!
(Trent walks out with his guitar.)
Trent: I'm not insane, I was just having a hard time.
Chris: Last up is, Eva!
(Eva walks out with her arms crossed.)
Eva: It's about time I get brought back for a season! You'll regret not bringing me back sooner!
Chris: Alright! Time to split you up into teams and then we'll get on with the first challenge. Over on the Soaring
Seagulls we have: Topher, Scott, Gwen, Beth, Lightning, Zoey, Noah, and Sierra! On the other team we have the Swift
Swordfish: Owen, Sky, Heather, Eva, Geoff, Dave, and Trent! The first challenge is an obstacle course race to get
onto the cruise ship! First team to get everyone there wins!
(The obstacle course includes ten log jumps and at the end theres a rope swing to get onto the cruise.)
(Lightning, Zoey, Sky, and Eva all make quick work of the obstacle course.)
Noah: Of course we get such a physical challenge first.
Heather: Suck it up weakling!
(Heather makes it to the end.)
Topher: Yeah! It's not that hard! I will not lose the first challenge because of you!
Scott: Yeah! Pick it up big head!
(Topher and Scott make it across.)
Geoff: Hey Trent.
Trent: Hey man!
Geoff: What do you say to a bros alliance?
Trent: I think that's a great idea!
Geoff: Sick!
(Geoff and Trent both make it across.)
Gwen: Guys we can make it!
Sierra: Yeah!
Beth: Let's do it!
(Gwen, Sierra, and Beth make it across.)
Dave: This is easy big guy! We can do it!
(Dave makes it across.)
Owen: Yeah!
(Owen gets on the deck.)
Chris: Alright, Noah cost the team their challenge!
Noah: What! No!
Chris: I would not want to be you.
(Topher is talking to his team.)
Topher: Alright everyone! It's safe to say Noah is gone!
Noah: Now wait a minute! It's not all about challenges.
Topher: Maybe not later but it sure is now!
Beth: Calm down Topher.
Topher: No!
(Topher brings Lightning, Scott, Zoey, and Gwen together.)
Topher: Alright guys! Alliance! Us five to the end!
Lightning: ShaLightning is totally in for it!
Zoey: I think you're being too hard on Noah, and kinda playing a little hard.
Gwen: Yeah.
Topher: Will you vote him or not?
Scott: I will.
Zoey: I don't know..
(ELIMINATION CEREMONY)
Chris: Alright everyone, if you get a sushi roll you are safe. Sushi rolls go to: Lighting
Lighting: SHA-LIGHTNING!
Chris: Sierra.
Sierra: YAY!
Chris: Gwen, Zoey, and Beth.
Beth: Woo!
Chris: Scott!
Scott: As if it could go any other way.
Chris: Alright, Noah and Topher you guys are the bottom two. Noah, you failed epicly at the challenge. Topher, you
might be playing the game a bit too hard a bit too early. The last one safe is...
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Noah!
Noah: YES! This is my first time ever getting a symbol of immunity!
(Topher jumps up in shock.)
Topher: WHAT!? Are you kidding me?
Zoey: I'm sorry! You're just trying too hard!
Beth: Yeah!
Gwen: It was kind of annoying.
Sierra: Noah being safe would of caused a Total Drama first I couldn't ruin it.
Noah: I mean, I wasn't gonna vote myself.
Topher: Whatever! This is so stupid! I'll take the canon of shame now I guess.
Chris: No no, this season, you will be walking the plank of shame!
Topher: What a stupid gimick.
Chris: Wow, just because you're mad you got voted off doesn't mean you need to take it out on my sweet gimicks...
(Chris and the rest of the Soaring Seagulls gather around the plank as Topher walks to the edge.)
Topher: I don't really want to jump and you can't make me.
Chris: Very well!
(Chris pulls out a remote and presses a button which causes the plank to drop down sending Topher tumbling down
into the water.)
Topher: AAAHH! I'LL BE BACK!
(A wave washes him away.)
Chris: No he won't.. Who will be eliminated next time? Find out next week on Total! Drama! AT SEA!
Soaring Seagulls:
Topher
Lightning
Sierra
Scott
Noah
Beth
Zoey
Gwen
Swift Swordfish:
Owen
Geoff
Trent
Heather
Eva
Dave
Sky
EDIT: It's been brought to my attention that script format is not allowed, and all future chapters will not be in script format.