Okay. I have a goal: Write so many Tokyo Underground fanfictions that it gets like 1000 stories. Then maybe people would look it up and write their own fanfiction for it, and then maybe the 3 people who put their Tokyo Underground fanfics under 'Misc. Anime/Manga' section would change it.

I don't own Tokyo Underground, or whatever I happen to reference.

So, this is an interview with rat-tail, Teil Ashford!

A blue dragon was very, very bored. She was sitting in her vastly expandable world of unlimited creation. Or as she liked to call it, JiyuCraft.

"I know! I'll interview a character from an anime!"

She flapped her wings once, twice, and three times.

A fourteen year old fell out of a black hole in the ceiling.

He landed on a large, white pillow.

"WHAT IS GOING ON?"

"Welcome to my world, Mr. Rattata."

"What?"

"I'm going to ask you some questions."

"What?"

"And you are going to answer with the truth and nothing but the truth."

"What?"

"Anything you say or do will be written down. Please feel free to act like a moron, as many people will read what happens, and can laugh at your expense."

"Am I having a bad dream?"

"Well, if you like."

With a swish of her tail, the dragon turned the white walls into blue skies. The rat tail was dropping from an incredible height. The dragon simply flew around in spirals. And the rat-tail was in his underpants, Sailor Moon underpants, to be exact.

"My, my, how manly you are. I hear Luigi is manlier."

"In a fantasy, maybe."

"You want fantasy?"

The room turned black.

Then two animals popped out of nowhere.

"…AND THE FAT MAN IS SCREAMING, DIE, CRACKERS, DIE!"

"Check, please."

"Oops, wrong room. This is the comic page!"

They warped again.

Now they were in a dark room with nothing in it but a door, which was emitting odd noises.

The Dragon tried to peep inside.

"HEY, DON'T DO THAT!"

The dragon shook off the rat-tail.

"So your ultimate fantasy is to-"

"LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU!"

"-with the Lightning user, Sheila?"

"Yes! It is, now shut up!"

"So, Taylor-"

"It's TEIL!"

"Whatever. What's your favorite food?"

"Dango. I haven't had it in years."

"Okay. The interview is over. Bye!"

This was so random. RnR.