A/N: what's up guys, this story is a work in progress so i'd really appreciate feed back.
Disclaimer: i dont and never will own naruto. wont be writing this again.
"Ok, I'll admit, you did well with the costumes" James congratulated.
"You say that as if you ever doubted me" Patrick said in mock hurt.
"I always doubt you" james laughed.
The two teenagers had made it to AnimaCon and were quite happy with their costumes. James was dressed in a high collared navy blue T-shirt with the Uchiha fan in the back and black ninja pants with kunai and shuriken pouches in their correct places. His ninja sandals went halfway up his shin and were black. He died his hair black and put it in an anime style hair-do with the bangs framing his pale face with Sharingan contacts.
Patrick was wearing a black trench coat with a lightning style pattern going along the bottom. He had a blood red shirt and black ninja pants and his shuriken and kunai pouches were in their respective places. His ninja sandals were black and stopped at his ankles.
The two were walking through the naruto section of the convention and noticed several shops that were selling items based on the anime.
"Aw dude, check out the kunai, they look legit" Patrick said in awe.
"Meh, why don't you buy something worth while?" James asked.
"Dude, anime convention. What here would you call worthwhile"
"Good point, in that case, I'm buying this sword" James said picking up a blade in its sheath.
"Dude, that's a wakizashi. Its pretty much a short katana. If your going to buy one, you should buy another. They're too short to be used effectively with just one"
"But its expensive, and I reckon I could slash the shit out of you with just one"
"Suit yourself, but I know I'd get two"
James looked down at the sword in his hand. Then looked to another on the table in front of him. They were the same except one had a red line running down the sheath while the other didn't. shrugging he picked up both the swords and walked to the counter.
"Yes how may I help you?" The man behind the counter asked.
"Just like to buy these, thanks" James said handing the swords over the counter.
"Ooh, you've chosen some fine wakizashis here, this one in particular is fire based. You channel katon chakra through it and it ignites, burning your foes as you maim them" the clerk said gesturing the blade with the red stripe.
"I'll keep that in mind" James said, paying for the swords and strapping them in an 'X' on his lower back.
Walking away from the shop, he spotted patrick looking at what seemed to be pieces of paper.
"Whatcha' doing?" he asked.
"Looking at scrolls, see this sealing array?" he asked pointing to a scroll "it's supposed to be similar to the Hiraishin in that it teleports you to a desired location"
"So, what? Are you going to try it?" James asked
"Sure why not" he said before buying the scroll.
The two wandered around the convention for the rest of the day, spending their money on games, manga, performances and lollies. Eventually they went back to the hotel they were staying at and unpacked their stuff. When patrick was going through his back he came across the scroll with the teleportation seal and remembered why he bought it.
"Oi, want to try it now?" Patrick said holding up the scroll.
"Go ahead" James said dismissively.
"Well come here and put your hand on my shoulder"
"Why would I do that?"
"Well if the sealing array works then I don't want to be stranded in the middle of nowhere on my own"
"You know what? Fine, if your going to be a bitch about a piece of paper" James said before sitting next to patrick and waiting for him to activate the scroll.
Patrick nervously unrolled the scroll and placed in on the floor. He pulled out one of the kunai bought that day and slashed his thumb.
"Dude what the fuck?" James exclaimed.
"Well, the seal array needs to have the blood of the person activating it on it. You know what? Lets put your blood on it too incase mine isn't worthy" Patrick told him.
"Fine, but if you cause me to bleed out then I will haunt you forever" James said holding out his hand.
Patrick slashed James' thumb aswell and proceeded to tell how to activate the seal. They smeared their blood along the seal array and tried to channel chakra through the seal.
Nothing happened.
"Well what a startling revelation, a seal based on a tv show doesn't work in real life" James laughed.
"Aw, that would have been awesome if it did though" Patrick complained.
"Probably, you want something to drink?" James asked
"Sure, grab us a soda?"
"Alright"
James went to the fridge and grab a glass of creaming soda and began walking back. unfortunately he forgot about all the random crap they had thrown about the room, and tripped. The creaming soda flew through the air and landed on the sealing array going everywhere.
"Well done dip shit. Now you got soda all over the fucking seal" Patrick said before leaning down to clean up the mess.
Patrick didn't realise until too late just how precariously his phone was sitting within his pocket. It fell out and landed in the creaming soda letting off a spark as it shorted out.
"Fucking dammit!" Patrick yelled.
"Hey why did the symbols start glowing?" James asked pointing to the seal.
"Oh, well they glow blue as you activate them" Patrick explained.
"So we are about to teleport away?" James asked.
"Haha that would be so cool"
"Not re-" James was cut off by a yellow flash before everything went black.
James awoke with a groan before realising he was sleeping on grass.
"the fuck?" he squeaked
Realising something was incredibly wrong he started looking around to try and get his bearings. He was in a forest and was standing next to a child who was passed out on the ground. Deciding he had nothing else he could do, he walked over to the child, who was oddly similar in size to him, and started trying to wake them.
"Kid, oi kid. Wake up" he called as he shook the child.
"Wha?" the child asked as he came to.
"Kid, where the hell are we?" James asked the boy.
"What do you mean kid? Do I look like a kid to you?" the boy asked with a bit of attitude.
"Yes, yes you do" James told him, to which the boy only looked confused for a moment.
"What? You know what? I don't need some eight year old telling I'm a kid. Now tell me, why am I in a forest?" the kid asked.
"How the fuck should I know? Also I'm not an eight year old" james said.
"So your a little person?" the boy stated.
"What? Look I don't have time for this, are you going to help me out or are you just going to keep making stupid comments" james asked.
"Help you out with what?" the kid retorted.
James just simply face palmed before asking the child his name.
"Why should I tell you?" the child asked.
"So we can communicate. Look, if it helps my name is James, so can you tell me yours now?" he asked.
"James? I know a James, last thing I remember we were at an anime convention in cosplay. Was a very good day actually" the kid said.
James widened his eyes as the boy talked, there was no way that this was him. But maybe it was.
"Patrick?" James asked hesitantly.
"How do you know my name" the boy demanded with cold eyes.
"Oh Kami the seal worked, but it turned us into kids!" James screamed.
"Seal? Oh shit" Patrick said as he realized who this other kid actually was.
The two boys looked at each other before bursting out in laughter, holding their sides as they rolled along the ground.
"So what do we do now?" James asked wiping a tear from his eye .
"We go that-a-way!" Patrick said pointing in a random direction.
"Your sense of direction is retarded, so under that logic we are going in the exact opposite direction you were pointing" James said with a smile.
Patrick's shoulders slumped dejectedly "fine"
The two now set off on their adventure to find civilisation.
"You know, now that I look at you, you actually look like an Uchiha" Patrick stated to james.
"Really? Well you actually look like a kid version of your cosplay ninja too" James said.
"Wow, maybe we became our cosplay characters. Wait! If that's true then this should work" Patrick said as he moved his hands up into a cross hand sign.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" he yelled, only to be disappointed when nothing happened.
"Aww man! I wanted shadow clones" Patrick whined.
"Haha dude we are not in an anime, everything looks real to me, not a single drawn thing in sight" James mocked.
"Yeah whatever, or maybe we just havent unlocked our chakra"
"You reckon? Or maybe your getting your hopes up, thinking that we were teleported into this forest ,which is somehow in the naruto universe"
"Maybe that's true"
"Fine lets just find people so we can ask them ok?"
"You got it"
The two continued their trek into the unknown.
"Is that a dirt road?" patrick asked.
"No dipshit, it's a river, you just cant see the water" James said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Haha very funny, we've been out here nearly an entire day and I'm hungry. Lets just walk along the road and find the nearest people so I can eat" Patrick said before walking down the road... before collapsing in utter pain.
"AAARRGH!" Patrick yelled clutching at his chest.
"Dude, you o- Fuuuck!" James asked before dropping as well.
The world through James' eyes was blurry and blacking out at the edges when he suddenly started to see with near perfect clarity.
'So this is the clarity of agony? I'd laugh if it was possible' James thought to himself.
Patrick on the other hand was close to blacking out, but looked up to James to see if he was doing any better, only to smile widely.
'Fucking Yes! he got it! we have to be in the Naruto Universe!'
The two boys writhed around on the floor before passing out completely. Only James saw the Headband before everything once again went black.