CactuarxChichu Act 1
Chichu: Cactuar... your personality is as prickly as a cactus.
Cactuar: Chichu...
Chichu: But I still love you. In spite of all the 1000 hardships we went through, all those Needles we had to endure, my Bravery Feeder in you is eternal.
Cactuar: And I love you too, Chichu. I would Deprotect Chaser you until the end of time...
Yomi: Why no one love meh? :(
CactuarxChichu Act 2
Cactuar: Chichu... we've had such good times together but...
Chichu: What's wrong?
Cactuar: I'm sorry... I need a real woman... I've decided to propose to Cactuarina.
Chichu: What? What about everything we had? The prom, the ring, the baby, the abortion...
Cactuar: It was fun... but Cactuarina is my new love.
Chichu: Fine! I'll get a better man! You were never good in bed anyways! Ochu is way sexier than you!
*Chichu cries and runs away*
UltrosxSerahxNoel
Ultros: I HATE MUSCLE-HEADS LIKE YOU!
Serah: Well, excuse me!
Noel: Ew, you're way too buff for my tastes!
Serah: Huh?
Ultros: FEMALE BODYBUILDERS ARE ICKY ICKY LEMON SQUICKY!
Noel: Like, who would want to **** that?
Serah: You don't know until you try.
*Then the screen blacks out as Serah guides them to a dark, desolate room